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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Greetings from Tromaville. This is Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma Entertainment,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>creator of the Toxic Avenger and professional foot fetishist.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>You're listening to Talkin'

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Troma

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>with Zack Beins,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>but the actual way to pronounce it is Zach Beans,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>like Hill of Beans.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And let

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>me tell you,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>the Talkin' Troma webcast is a podcast.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>You don't need to see it.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>so visual in your ears.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>In fact, you can taste it.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Talkin' Troma by Zack Beans.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Thank you,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>ladies and gentlemen.

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<v Zack Beins>Good morning Tromaville and welcome to the season finale of season two of Talkin' Troma

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<v Zack Beins>with your host me,

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<v Zack Beins>Zack Beins.

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<v Zack Beins>This is a very special episode,

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<v Zack Beins>one that I've been waiting to do for a while.

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<v Zack Beins>But before I really crack into anything,

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<v Zack Beins>I want to thank everybody who's been out there

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<v Zack Beins>supporting the show,

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<v Zack Beins>listening,

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<v Zack Beins>reaching out on the social medias.

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<v Zack Beins>I definitely appreciate that.

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<v Zack Beins>And I got some big news for the show.

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<v Zack Beins>I'm going to announce it here.

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<v Zack Beins>But it has been picked up by the Loudspeaker Network.

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<v Zack Beins>So what that means is I will get some better equipment to record with so the shows will

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<v Zack Beins>sound better.

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<v Zack Beins>They'll actually have an audio engineer so they will sound better than what I'm doing

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<v Zack Beins>on my own.

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<v Zack Beins>And just some more research resources.

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<v Zack Beins>It's pretty exciting.

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<v Zack Beins>Um, I can't wait for,

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<v Zack Beins>for that.

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<v Zack Beins>And they're gonna be bringing season three,

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<v Zack Beins>uh, coming to your air hole shortly.

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<v Zack Beins>Um, so stay tuned for that, but really let's crack into why we're all here.

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<v Zack Beins>And let's,

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<v Zack Beins>let's hear my, uh, my, uh, interview with the man himself.

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<v Zack Beins>Mr.

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<v Zack Beins>Lloyd Kaufman.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>hotel with the troma team from Denver,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>including Maggie,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>AKA Super Tromette-

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>[LAUGHTER]

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Dysmorphia.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Dysmorphia.

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<v Zack Beins>That's better than the last tromette name you gave her.

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<v Zack Beins>Do you remember that one?

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<v Dysmorphia>I chose my own.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Thank you.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, you are very intellectual, Dysmorphia.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>You read a lot, I know.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>But is that why you think you have a big vocabulary?

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>or is it your folks or something?

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>But you must read a lot, no joke.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>yeah.

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<v Dysmorphia>How to Make Movies by Lloyd Kaufman.

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<v Dysmorphia>(laughing)

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<v Dysmorphia>How to Make Your Own Damn Movie.

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<v Dysmorphia>Oh, thank you.

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<v Dysmorphia>And Where the Red Foot Grows.

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<v Zack Beins>I can't read that, that makes me cry

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<v Zack Beins>when they kill the dogs.

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<v Zack Beins>There's only one other time I cried

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<v Zack Beins>when a dog was killed.

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<v Zack Beins>Old Yeller?

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<v Zack Beins>I was gonna say Toxic Avenger.

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<v Zack Beins>No,

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<v Zack Beins>I can't handle it in like,

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<v Zack Beins>I mean in Toxic Avenger it's comical,

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<v Zack Beins>but I can't handle whenever

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<v Zack Beins>like they're killing animals in something.

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<v Zack Beins>I don't wanna watch that.

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<v Zack Beins>(laughing)

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<v Zack Beins>I agree.

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<v Unknown>I don't recommend you watch Wes Anderson movies

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<v Unknown>'cause he hates you for that.

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<v Zack Beins>I don't recommend Wes Anderson movies

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<v Zack Beins>is 'cause he is pretentious.

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<v Zack Beins>What?

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>come on now.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Do you like, well-

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Now you have to take that out.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>You're going to get canceled for that.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I was already,

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<v Zack Beins>uh, canceled when I was in film school,

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<v Zack Beins>there was the kids who wanted to make reservoir dogs.

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<v Zack Beins>There's the kids who wanted to make Wes Anderson movies.

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<v Zack Beins>And then there was me and Richard who wanted to make trauma movies.

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<v Zack Beins>And so we were canceled.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes. Yeah. What about Maggie?

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<v Zack Beins>You want to make though in film school?

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<v Zack Beins>Music videos are fun.

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<v Zack Beins>I love making music videos.

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<v Zack Beins>And live was very difficult to sync up.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Maybe Maggie can come closer and get part-

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<v Zack Beins>No, I'm gonna record something with Maggie later.

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<v Zack Beins>I'm just giving him a bunch of shit.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, no, it makes it more entertaining that way.

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<v Dysmorphia>No, no, Lloyd, this is gonna be you and me.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Stupidest questions and my answers

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>are gonna be totally worthless,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>so you actually have a brain here and it'd be nice-

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<v Dysmorphia>We just can't forget that we went to film school together.

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<v Zack Beins>No, it's true, we did.

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<v Zack Beins>And Maggie was one of the few people,

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<v Zack Beins>well actually it's funny 'cause we met

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<v Zack Beins>on Cannibal Girl and Incest Boy.

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<v Zack Beins>She was.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh,

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<v Zack Beins>how romantic.

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah, so.

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<v Dysmorphia>It was a misled romance.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>(laughing)

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Who,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I can't remember who was that,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>did that movie.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>That was me and Richard.

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<v Zack Beins>Oh,

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<v Zack Beins>oh, all right.

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<v Zack Beins>And Maggie.

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<v Zack Beins>Well we crushed your head outside

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<v Zack Beins>of Curly's store in Albuquerque.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Ah, that's it.

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<v Zack Beins>I mean that was a long time ago.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, no wonder I can't remember my head was crushed.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>All right, don't worry though,

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<v Zack Beins>we're gonna go back further than 2007.

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<v Unknown>I'm glad that it's faded again.

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<v Zack Beins>Yes.

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<v Unknown>Yeah, the head's back to full format.

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<v Unknown>Yeah,

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<v Zack Beins>yeah.

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<v Zack Beins>It's like a little drama dance here.

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah.

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<v Zack Beins>I miss drama dance in Park City.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>well,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>it sure is nicer where we do it now.

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<v Zack Beins>It's so much more fun. - Oh yeah, it's not 15 degrees.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, it's great,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and you've got a huge crowd,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and you've got the driving projection that's beautiful,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>So the kids get to see their movies on this huge stage.

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<v Zack Beins>Instead of in Rumbunnies?

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

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<v Zack Beins>exactly.

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<v Zack Beins>In like a ski bar?

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah, right,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>right, right.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>So trying to turn the volume up on the TV

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>louder than the drunk guy ordering his brews.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Exactly.

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<v Zack Beins>Although the brewfies was really good.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Brewfies had pretty decent,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and it was free.

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was free in brewfies too.

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<v Zack Beins>But it was cool, like I had to pick Karen Black up

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<v Zack Beins>for one of the panels.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh that, I remember that, right.

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<v Zack Beins>And then I think I don't remember if it's you or Gabe, but you're like Zach

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<v Zack Beins>You need to clean your fucking car up cuz you gotta get Karen black from the air.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, it was kind of a wreck of a

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>car I remember

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<v Zack Beins>Well, so because we filmed cannibal girl in a bucket of blood flipped over on one of the seats

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>But she Karen was so nice she wasn't she I mean she's she didn't care about that kind of stuff whereas Lynn Lowry

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>was kind of

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>like Karen Black, you know, very open-minded.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Karen was a really beautiful person.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I was very-

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>That movie you guys made together,

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<v Zack Beins>the little silly short on some of the troma dance,

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<v Zack Beins>the vampires like lost monsters.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>She had this idea,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I had nothing to do with it.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>She,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Karen Black,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>just out of the blue wanted to do that,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>exactly the way we shot it.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And to this moment, I forgot about it.

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<v Zack Beins>Thank you for remembering.

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<v Zack Beins>So what I've been doing is I've been going through

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<v Zack Beins>all my old VHS tapes and every single trauma DVD

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<v Zack Beins>and uploading every special feature to archive it

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<v Zack Beins>so people can see it.

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<v Zack Beins>Right now I have a disc of every single

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<v Zack Beins>Trauma Team video introduction

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<v Zack Beins>that you and Michael have done.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh,

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<v Zack Beins>great.

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<v Zack Beins>And that's not-- - How cool is that,

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<v Zack Beins>Maggie?

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<v Zack Beins>There's no archive of that anywhere.

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<v Zack Beins>Maybe on Trauma Now, I might send John-

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, I don't think there is.

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<v Zack Beins>I might send John those things.

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>make sure I'm in on that when you do that

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>so that I know it's there.

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<v Zack Beins>It's just even if some of the quote advertisements

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<v Zack Beins>aren't valid anymore,

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<v Zack Beins>it's just-

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<v Zack Beins>Oh, so what, it's great,

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<v Zack Beins>yeah.

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<v Zack Beins>It's nice to see Brick Bronski,

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<v Zack Beins>rest in peace.

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

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<v Zack Beins>yeah.

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<v Zack Beins>To see him promoting this stuff like back then,

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<v Zack Beins>or Jane Jensen doing these things is really cool.

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

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<v Zack Beins>yeah,

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<v Zack Beins>yeah.

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<v Zack Beins>We're good whenever you're ready.

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<v Zack Beins>cool.

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<v Zack Beins>All righty, well I'm gonna do this all official.

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<v Zack Beins>Good morning Tromaville and

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<v Zack Beins>welcome to a very special episode of Talkin' Troma with your host me,

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<v Zack Beins>Zach

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<v Zack Beins>Bynes.

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<v Zack Beins>And this is the episode I'm pretty sure everybody has been waiting for. I

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<v Zack Beins>know I've been getting messaged about it and I have a very special guest right

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<v Zack Beins>across the table from me.

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<v Zack Beins>I had to do this live. I couldn't do it over Zoom

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<v Zack Beins>because it wouldn't be appropriate.

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<v Zack Beins>Mr.

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<v Zack Beins>well the creator of the Toxic Avenger

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<v Zack Beins>president of Troma Entertainment and my mentor and hero Lloyd Kaufman.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Zach Beans, Zach Beans come over give me a hug.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>You're the son I always wanted but

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>never had. You're so soft.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh man talk about Elijah Wood.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I got some wood.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Got my

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>All right, Peter Dinklage.

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<v Zack Beins>Get back to your side of the table.

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<v Zack Beins>(laughing)

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<v Zack Beins>So,

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<v Zack Beins>one of the things I've been trying to do

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<v Zack Beins>with this show is show that trauma actually means

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<v Zack Beins>a lot more than just the toxic Avenger class in Newcomb High.

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<v Zack Beins>You've been a shining beacon in the storm

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<v Zack Beins>of the big Hollywood system for the indie filmmakers

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<v Zack Beins>for almost 50 years now,

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<v Zack Beins>and you've helped myself

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<v Zack Beins>my friend Richard Taylor out,

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<v Zack Beins>and you've helped countless other indie filmmakers out,

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<v Zack Beins>just getting our voices out there

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<v Zack Beins>and getting other filmmakers'

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<v Zack Beins>voices out there,

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<v Zack Beins>and you see merit in what other indie filmmakers are doing,

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<v Zack Beins>and I do wanna thank you right off the top for doing that.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, thank you very much,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Zach,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and thank you and Richard for driving out

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>from Denver to Buffalo to sleep on the floor

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and learn how to defecate in a paper bag.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>On poultry guys,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Night of the Chicken Dead.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Gabe Friedman and I immediately

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>fell in love with you guys.

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<v Zack Beins>I don't know if I've ever told you this story,

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<v Zack Beins>how I got introduced to Troman.

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<v Zack Beins>I know I've mentioned it on my first episode,

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<v Zack Beins>but if you've heard this before,

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<v Zack Beins>fuck everybody, it's my show.

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<v Zack Beins>So,

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<v Zack Beins>one of my buddies knew I was a huge

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<v Zack Beins>Trey Parker and Matt Stone fan,

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<v Zack Beins>and I loved Basketball in the South Park,

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<v Zack Beins>but I hadn't really seen too much more,

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<v Zack Beins>and he said,

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<v Zack Beins>"Hey, do you want a copy of this movie

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<v Zack Beins>"Cannibal the Musical?

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<v Zack Beins>"I'll bootleg it for you."

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<v Zack Beins>And I was like, "Oh, that sounds so cool."

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<v Zack Beins>He's like,

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<v Zack Beins>"But I think I'll put the trailers on

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<v Zack Beins>"that are before that.

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<v Zack Beins>"They're by this weird company called Troma,

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<v Zack Beins>"and I think you might like their movies."

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<v Zack Beins>And I was like,

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<v Zack Beins>"All right, I'll check it out."

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<v Zack Beins>And little did I know that me telling him

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<v Zack Beins>to include the trailers for Cannibal the Musical

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<v Zack Beins>would change my life more than I could ever imagine.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Wow,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>well,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>what a great honor to hear that.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Let me tell you,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Michael Erz would be very proud

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>if he was sitting right here.

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah, he'll just slide the cease and desist

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<v Zack Beins>right over the table for my show.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, not at all.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>He loves you guys.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>He just doesn't appear in public,

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<v Zack Beins>but he's very appreciative.

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<v Zack Beins>I would like to talk to Michael one day.

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah, oh.

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<v Zack Beins>Just even on a personal level,

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<v Zack Beins>just to say thank you.

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<v Zack Beins>I've never met him.

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<v Zack Beins>I would love to.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I we just have to explain to him and

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>He's a good guy.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, very good guy. He just doesn't

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Once we got successful, he didn't want to do any more

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Publicity he didn't like that kind of stuff.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's kind of though.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Michael is infinitely more entertaining

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>much faster on the draw than I am and

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Much wiser and knows when to shut up and he doesn't want to be out there

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<v Zack Beins>one one day

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<v Zack Beins>Well, we'll get we'll get him on the show at some point. No, I think because of you for you

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes, I think at some point you will do it

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I would love that just but I tell you if the New York Times comes in to do a piece on show

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>He won't be part of it.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and I you know, he won't

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Know it because we've had other comparable

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Media write-ups and Michael would be disappearing

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<v Zack Beins>I'm glad you brought up New York Times. I know they wrote a good review for your newest film hashtag Shakespeare shitstorm

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<v Zack Beins>but the one thing I'm combating on my show is I like to call it the trauma review or

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<v Zack Beins>where you just get the

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<v Zack Beins>the sideways

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<v Zack Beins>you know backhanded compliments and I don't appreciate that as a fan of trauma films and

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<v Zack Beins>Of your movies. There is a way to talk about

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<v Zack Beins>Your films or the films in the trauma library without being like it's a bad movie,

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<v Zack Beins>but like yeah, they're not bad movies

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<v Zack Beins>They're all very good films and and you see value

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I went to your university. I could have been a hedge fund guy easy.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>No problem

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I probably could have been governor of New York State easy.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>They're all stupid.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>So but because I am stupid

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I went into making movies,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know, it's not I don't do it to make money

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I do it for one reason to make the movies to not have to answer anybody and you know

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>This is a result

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I'm here in a hotel room with Zach beans and had a few drinks and that beans is starting to look pretty

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Pretty good to me.

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<v Zack Beins>I think 'cause the AC is off

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<v Zack Beins>and my shirt is slowly getting removed.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, you got those eyes.

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<v Zack Beins>Well, so you brought up Yale

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<v Zack Beins>and I know that's where you first got into movies really

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<v Zack Beins>'cause of your college roommate.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>you're right, Robert Edelstein.

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<v Zack Beins>And can you tell me about some of the films

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<v Zack Beins>that he was exposing himself for you,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>or exposing to you, I'm sorry.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, he was my roommate,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>so I imagine

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>there was a fair amount of exposition in that department.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>But no, Robert was head of the Film Society,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and the group of them were auteurs.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>They believed in the auteur theory of movie making,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>that the filmmaker is the author of the movie,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>that the movie should reflect the brain and soul

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and heart of the filmmaker,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and should reflect a consistency of style and themes.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And since I was his roommate,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>we're in a tiny bedroom and our feet are,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>my head,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>our beds were head to toe.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>So at night,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>inhaling his Godard smelly feet,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>eventually I would start drifting into the auditorium

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>to see the movies.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>the film society was showing.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And I kept getting blown away.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Chaplin,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Keaton,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>John Ford, Howard Oaks,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Sam Fuller.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I never knew Charlie Chaplin was a director and a writer

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and a songwriter, a musician and all that,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and a roller skater.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I didn't even know what a director was.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I was never conscious of the director

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>as a major part of the movie

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>until I went to the Yale Film Society screenings.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>screenings.

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<v Zack Beins>And when was it like in Yale that you decided you wanted to dabble in

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<v Zack Beins>making movies? I know you made Rappaccini and The Girl Who Returned right around

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<v Zack Beins>that time.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well my roommate Robert Edelstein, head of the Film Society,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>he directed Rappaccini and I produced it with him.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And he bought up Bolex,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>which

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>a social disease.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's a kind of a Swiss 16mm camera. It's a beautiful machine.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>But he had

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>one.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Rappaccini was based on Hawthorne's daughter.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And both Robert and I were Hawthorne

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>freaks.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And so I tagged along and helped him produce it.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And we showed it at a few colleges.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>it's 16 millimeter.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I had very, it was filmed in my mother's house in New York

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and we had a fair amount of adventures on it but it's 16 millimeter black and

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>white,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>no sync sound because Bolex won't,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>doesn't have the sync pulse so

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>So narration and sound effects and music basically.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And then Girl of Return was a bit more entertaining.

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<v Zack Beins>I'm gonna interrupt you real quick.

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<v Zack Beins>I do wanna ask,

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<v Zack Beins>so there's a still of Rappaccini

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<v Zack Beins>in your book,

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<v Zack Beins>All I Need to Know About Filmmaking

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<v Zack Beins>I Learned from the Toxic Avenger.

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<v Zack Beins>But that's all I've ever seen of it.

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<v Zack Beins>Is there a way to see Rappaccini

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<v Zack Beins>or do those elements still exist

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<v Zack Beins>or is that something that could get uploaded

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<v Zack Beins>to Truman now?

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Robert Edelstein would be the guy to add. It's his film.

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<v Zack Beins>So just for the completists out there, I think it'd be really interesting to see.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's also important because Perry King,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>a fairly serious movie star, oh,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>sorry.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Perry

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>King,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>that was his first movie. He did something of Joel Delaney with Shirley MacLaine.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Robert Mulligan movie.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>He's a great guy but anyway he he signed up to do

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Rappaccini and and Roger Kirby's girlfriend at the time Bep Ornsberg

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>played the daughter and we filmed it in my mother's brownstone in New York which

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>had a garden we could dress as we rented a lot of plants so it could look like a

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And it's like Girl Who Returned is,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know, I don't want to speak for Rappaccini,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>but Girl Who Returned is totally unwatchable.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And yet we got to play it at maybe a dozen,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>15 colleges,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>charge a dollar a ticket and run for our lives.

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<v Zack Beins>Do you remember what it was like seeing

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<v Zack Beins>like Girl Who Returned in front of a crowd of people?

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<v Zack Beins>Like the first time like any of your films

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<v Zack Beins>showed in front of a group of people?

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<v Zack Beins>How did that feel?

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, that's a very good question.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I guess,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>a big deal.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>You know, I can't really remember.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Remember,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I graduated in 1968,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and '67,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I think, is when they showed "Girl Who Returned,"

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>or maybe they showed "Rappaccini" '67

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and "Girl Who Returned" '68.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was a huge thing for me.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>But more important,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Girl Return taught me two things.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>One,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>once people buy tickets, no matter how bad the movie is,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>they won't ask for the money back.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And two,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>two movies were being shown

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>that night at the same time.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>One was Moonrise by Borzeghi, I think.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And the other one-- and it was just a poster.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Basically,

00:20:16.060 --> 00:20:17.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Borzeghi was the big deal there.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And then they had The Girl Who Returned,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>which featured an attractive young non-male

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>on their back,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>kind of with a sweaty t-shirt

00:20:28.640 --> 00:20:31.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and her love pillows a bit enlarged.

00:20:31.780 --> 00:20:35.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And it looked sexy, it had nothing to do with sex.

00:20:35.440 --> 00:20:38.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But it was a better poster than the one for Bosegi.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>So we had a pretty big house,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and even though the movie is horrible,

00:20:44.020 --> 00:20:45.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Nobody asked for,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>so make a poster

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>that's intriguing in some way,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and you know,

00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:53.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>buy two okay.

00:20:53.800 --> 00:20:56.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And even if you make a movie that stinks,

00:20:56.800 --> 00:20:59.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>people are not likely to ask for their money back.

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<v Zack Beins>Well and then,

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<v Zack Beins>so like right around that time also,

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<v Zack Beins>you worked in the Peace Corps in Chad.

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<v Zack Beins>Not the Peace Corps, no.

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<v Zack Beins>No, I'm sorry.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Nothing about me had anything to do with peace.

00:21:12.040 --> 00:21:13.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You're thinking of the Pizza Corps.

00:21:13.340 --> 00:21:15.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Very active in the pizza core

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Very cheesy

00:21:21.820 --> 00:21:27.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Now I was more in the not the Peace Corps in the violence work or

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Against peace, no very bad.

00:21:32.240 --> 00:21:35.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's bad joke. So sorry. I did not say that but

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Probably be taken out of context

00:21:38.500 --> 00:21:41.579
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Here's what Lloyd Corbin said right after President Biden said

00:21:43.980 --> 00:21:45.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>He wants to be in the war corps.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Actually, it's kind of a clever name.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>War corps,

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<v Zack Beins>the war corps.

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah.

00:21:51.240 --> 00:21:52.660
<v Zack Beins>There's a tagline for another.

00:21:52.820 --> 00:21:53.120
<v Zack Beins>Yeah.

00:21:53.140 --> 00:21:54.200
<v Zack Beins>That was a good book.

00:21:54.460 --> 00:21:54.860
<v Zack Beins>Good book.

00:21:54.980 --> 00:21:56.700
<v Zack Beins>Special needs the war.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Anyway,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>where were we?

00:22:00.700 --> 00:22:01.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We were talking about something.

00:22:01.900 --> 00:22:02.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Talk about,

00:22:03.270 --> 00:22:03.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>uh, you're,

00:22:03.740 --> 00:22:04.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you're doing the Chad.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah.

00:22:05.720 --> 00:22:08.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Chad was a great, great life experience.

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<v Zack Beins>And you said it was a pretty big point in your book anyways.

00:22:13.060 --> 00:22:16.280
<v Zack Beins>You shot some home video and stuff in Chad as well as-

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<v Zack Beins>Not video.

00:22:17.120 --> 00:22:18.280
<v Zack Beins>Our Super 8.

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<v Zack Beins>16 millimeter.

00:22:18.980 --> 00:22:19.620
<v Zack Beins>Oh, it was 16.

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<v Zack Beins>Do you still have any of that footage you shot in Chad?

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Somebody has it.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>And a lot of it was used in a thesis,

00:22:32.160 --> 00:22:33.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>whatever you want to call it, at Yale,

00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:35.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>African art,

00:22:36.500 --> 00:22:41.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>where I intercut dancing in the bush of Chad

00:22:41.760 --> 00:22:42.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>with dancing in,

00:22:45.530 --> 00:22:48.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>in those days I think it was called black nightclubs,

00:22:49.540 --> 00:22:54.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and then intercutting the style of the coolness

00:22:54.400 --> 00:22:57.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but yet the hotness of both the African dance

00:22:57.860 --> 00:22:58.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and the,

00:22:59.110 --> 00:22:59.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know,

00:22:59.620 --> 00:23:01.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I'm thousands of miles away

00:23:01.740 --> 00:23:04.219
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and the people dancing around with sticks

00:23:04.220 --> 00:23:06.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and the cool nightclub dancing.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>You could see the roots.

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<v Zack Beins>Do you think Yale still has that film

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<v Zack Beins>like in their archives?

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't, I lent,

00:23:16.680 --> 00:23:17.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't know, I don't know.

00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:18.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I honestly, I just don't.

00:23:20.060 --> 00:23:21.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's one of those things where I just,

00:23:23.220 --> 00:23:24.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I always assumed I had it

00:23:24.860 --> 00:23:27.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and then one day I tried to find it and you know.

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

00:23:28.360 --> 00:23:29.440
<v Zack Beins>just over the years it gets.

00:23:29.800 --> 00:23:30.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

00:23:30.420 --> 00:23:31.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yeah, you know, you just,

00:23:32.620 --> 00:23:34.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Suddenly you wake up one way, where,

00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:34.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>by the way,

00:23:34.780 --> 00:23:35.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>where is that man?

00:23:35.780 --> 00:23:36.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>(laughs)

00:23:37.200 --> 00:23:39.920
<v Zack Beins>And so I know like after that you went to go work

00:23:40.000 --> 00:23:41.460
<v Zack Beins>on some other films.

00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:44.300
<v Zack Beins>I know you worked for the Canon Group.

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<v Zack Beins>Was this before it was-

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>By the way, I was not in the Peace Corps.

00:23:47.300 --> 00:23:48.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I was a,

00:23:48.260 --> 00:23:48.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>what do you call it?

00:23:49.580 --> 00:23:51.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>A guinea pig for the Peace Corps.

00:23:51.220 --> 00:23:53.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I was there to test the area in Chad.

00:23:54.240 --> 00:24:00.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I also was a teacher in the Chad bureaucracy in the bush.

00:24:00.340 --> 00:24:02.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We lived without electricity or anything,

00:24:03.180 --> 00:24:06.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>no phones and nothing.

00:24:08.020 --> 00:24:09.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But there was plenty of food,

00:24:10.260 --> 00:24:13.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>so people were pretty healthy and happy.

00:24:14.700 --> 00:24:15.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's a very interesting,

00:24:16.740 --> 00:24:18.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>very sophisticated culture

00:24:18.530 --> 00:24:19.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>in its way,

00:24:20.220 --> 00:24:22.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>totally different from what I grew up,

00:24:23.260 --> 00:24:27.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>which was I grew up on an island of cement

00:24:28.110 --> 00:24:28.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>called Manhattan.

00:24:30.200 --> 00:24:34.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>where everything is full of hostility and all that stuff

00:24:34.280 --> 00:24:38.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and where we were it was people were having a good time

00:24:38.500 --> 00:24:40.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and it was complicated too.

00:24:41.040 --> 00:24:41.200
<v Dysmorphia>Yeah.

00:24:41.400 --> 00:24:42.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was very,

00:24:43.180 --> 00:24:45.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but it didn't fuck up the atmosphere

00:24:45.820 --> 00:24:47.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and everybody,

00:24:47.360 --> 00:24:49.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and now Chad, they don't have enough to eat

00:24:49.580 --> 00:24:52.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know because of the so-called,

00:24:53.760 --> 00:24:54.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>what do you call it?

00:24:55.740 --> 00:24:56.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Gentrification.

00:24:56.500 --> 00:24:56.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>The-

00:24:57.360 --> 00:24:58.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't know, whatever it is.

00:24:59.040 --> 00:24:59.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah.

00:24:59.880 --> 00:25:06.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that the cocoa growers in the Ivory Coast have never tasted chocolate because they can't

00:25:06.220 --> 00:25:06.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>afford it.

00:25:08.170 --> 00:25:13.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And the Rwanda tomato and pepper growers get,

00:25:14.320 --> 00:25:16.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>they live on two dollars a day

00:25:16.340 --> 00:25:21.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>because all their vegetables have to be sold to a combine,

00:25:21.600 --> 00:25:26.439
<v Lloyd Kaufman>to an oligopoly of white exporters

00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:26.820
<v Dysmorphia>Yeah.

00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:31.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Market way up to the Western world,

00:25:32.240 --> 00:25:34.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>which is the world responsible for one

00:25:35.220 --> 00:25:37.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>third of Pakistan being underwater.

00:25:38.380 --> 00:25:39.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Right. They didn't do it. We did.

00:25:39.720 --> 00:25:42.520
<v Zack Beins>You've been warning us about these corporate elites doing this,

00:25:42.800 --> 00:25:43.340
<v Zack Beins>going to do

00:25:43.520 --> 00:25:45.440
<v Zack Beins>this to us for decades, but nobody's listened.

00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:47.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, not just the corporate elites,

00:25:47.220 --> 00:25:51.079
<v Lloyd Kaufman>the, the bureaucratic elite, the so-called

00:25:51.080 --> 00:25:55.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>the elected representatives and the labor elite.

00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:57.980
<v Zack Beins>But you've been warning us for-

00:25:57.980 --> 00:25:58.520
<v Zack Beins>My whole career,

00:25:58.920 --> 00:26:00.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>50 years at least.

00:26:00.500 --> 00:26:03.580
<v Zack Beins>And nobody took their safe space here,

00:26:03.580 --> 00:26:04.380
<v Zack Beins>so nobody listened.

00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:05.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No,

00:26:05.520 --> 00:26:08.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>no, look at the Toxic Avenger Part Four,

00:26:08.760 --> 00:26:09.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Citizen Toxie,

00:26:10.230 --> 00:26:11.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>the whole thing is,

00:26:11.640 --> 00:26:12.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I mean not the whole thing,

00:26:12.640 --> 00:26:15.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but abortion is a big part of that,

00:26:15.140 --> 00:26:16.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>a movie made in 2000,

00:26:17.040 --> 00:26:17.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>year 2000,

00:26:18.760 --> 00:26:19.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>right?

00:26:19.880 --> 00:26:22.220
<v Zack Beins>I'm gonna kick you off, we will get to Citizen Toxie.

00:26:22.700 --> 00:26:27.780
<v Zack Beins>But we're still back in the early days in Manhattan.

00:26:27.840 --> 00:26:29.320
<v Zack Beins>Never gonna get to Citizen Toxie.

00:26:29.320 --> 00:26:29.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes, we will.

00:26:29.940 --> 00:26:32.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Maybe we should break this up a little bit.

00:26:32.420 --> 00:26:33.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, I'm totally down.

00:26:33.280 --> 00:26:36.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Maybe we do up to a certain point and then we-

00:26:36.560 --> 00:26:38.100
<v Zack Beins>You wanna go through the '70s?

00:26:38.380 --> 00:26:39.400
<v Zack Beins>Well, let's just see where we go.

00:26:39.420 --> 00:26:40.440
<v Zack Beins>Through the sexy comedies?

00:26:40.480 --> 00:26:42.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Let's see what Maggie says, thank you.

00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:43.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Pure sexy comedy.

00:26:44.460 --> 00:26:47.560
<v Zack Beins>I wanna know a little bit more about the time

00:26:47.720 --> 00:26:49.360
<v Zack Beins>when you worked in Canon Films.

00:26:49.600 --> 00:26:51.920
<v Zack Beins>Was that Golan Anglobus at that time?

00:26:52.320 --> 00:26:53.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, no,

00:26:54.180 --> 00:26:56.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it was pre-Golan Anglobus.

00:26:56.660 --> 00:26:59.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was the day of Dewey and Friedland.

00:27:02.620 --> 00:27:04.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And nice guys,

00:27:04.300 --> 00:27:06.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it was basically my first job.

00:27:06.380 --> 00:27:10.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And I was just a shit boy.

00:27:11.120 --> 00:27:13.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But that's where I met John G. Avilson, lucky me.

00:27:14.020 --> 00:27:15.020
<v Zack Beins>And you worked on,

00:27:16.200 --> 00:27:17.840
<v Zack Beins>was Joe before Rocky?

00:27:18.540 --> 00:27:18.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes.

00:27:20.820 --> 00:27:23.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>John had made a movie called

00:27:23.230 --> 00:27:25.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Guess What I Learned at School Today,

00:27:25.400 --> 00:27:26.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>which had a couple of other names.

00:27:27.500 --> 00:27:30.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Cannon distributed it.

00:27:30.840 --> 00:27:33.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And John also made another movie, Sweet Dreams,

00:27:33.580 --> 00:27:36.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and I think Cannon may also have distributed that.

00:27:38.480 --> 00:27:40.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>John was working in the editing room,

00:27:41.300 --> 00:27:45.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and I was rewinding stuff so we sort of knew each other.

00:27:46.400 --> 00:27:50.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And then they produced Joe.

00:27:50.940 --> 00:27:54.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And John took Joe, which was originally called The Gap,

00:27:55.100 --> 00:28:02.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>which was a mediocre generation gap kind of softcore

00:28:04.620 --> 00:28:05.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>sausage,

00:28:05.660 --> 00:28:06.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>nothing,

00:28:06.340 --> 00:28:08.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>just another sausage.

00:28:08.820 --> 00:28:16.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Avilson hired Norman Wexler to totally rewrite the movie

00:28:16.380 --> 00:28:22.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Became Joe and it got an Academy Award nomination Peter Boyle's first movie

00:28:23.040 --> 00:28:26.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Susan Sarandon's first movie hundred thousand dollars and a

00:28:28.140 --> 00:28:30.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>nomination for best screenplay

00:28:31.080 --> 00:28:35.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Made in New York unknown director unknown actors never have that today

00:28:36.340 --> 00:28:37.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>impossible today,

00:28:37.780 --> 00:28:37.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but

00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:43.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>while they were shooting Joe they needed a production assistant and

00:28:43.820 --> 00:28:50.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So I was sent from the office where I was filing things and rewinding stuff in the editing room

00:28:50.440 --> 00:28:56.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I was sent to the set toward the beginning of the shoot and I remember the first day of

00:28:57.840 --> 00:29:04.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>When I was not when I the first day on the set and I saw that the shot that Avilson set up

00:29:05.100 --> 00:29:06.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Looking through a furnace

00:29:07.600 --> 00:29:08.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Into the furnace,

00:29:08.640 --> 00:29:10.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but it was a beautiful shot.

00:29:10.600 --> 00:29:12.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't remember the exact thing.

00:29:13.240 --> 00:29:13.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah

00:29:13.800 --> 00:29:15.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I sort of said,

00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:17.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>"Hey, this is a bit,

00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:18.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>"I think I'd try to stay with this guy.

00:29:18.900 --> 00:29:19.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>"He looks good."

00:29:20.240 --> 00:29:21.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And sure enough,

00:29:21.420 --> 00:29:23.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and then Cry Uncle after that,

00:29:23.800 --> 00:29:26.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>which we still distribute Cry Uncle on.

00:29:26.040 --> 00:29:27.240
<v Zack Beins>And it's a really good movie.

00:29:27.380 --> 00:29:27.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Isn't it great?

00:29:27.980 --> 00:29:28.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's hilarious.

00:29:28.760 --> 00:29:29.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's really funny.

00:29:29.280 --> 00:29:31.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And again, another teardown by John G. Avilson.

00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:34.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>This time he hired David O'Dell

00:29:34.720 --> 00:29:36.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>to take kind of an adequate,

00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:37.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know,

00:29:37.360 --> 00:29:38.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>money-making,

00:29:38.920 --> 00:29:39.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>softcore,

00:29:39.740 --> 00:29:40.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>sort of detective,

00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:42.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>James Bond kind of thing.

00:29:42.840 --> 00:29:46.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Avilson hired Alan Garfield,

00:29:46.650 --> 00:29:46.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know,

00:29:48.020 --> 00:29:51.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>beer belly guy and this tall ostrich-like actor

00:29:52.020 --> 00:29:55.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>from Tom Ions' Dirtiest Show in Town.

00:29:55.540 --> 00:29:58.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And they look like Bert and Harry Peele's,

00:29:58.870 --> 00:29:59.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>which were,

00:30:01.020 --> 00:30:02.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know, one was tall and one was short.

00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:05.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And they sold beer on,

00:30:05.580 --> 00:30:07.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>cartoon beer.

00:30:07.900 --> 00:30:10.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>They were cartoon characters who sold beer,

00:30:10.130 --> 00:30:11.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>which I guess was cartoon,

00:30:11.540 --> 00:30:11.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't know.

00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:12.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Anyway,

00:30:12.940 --> 00:30:14.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>very good stuff.

00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:15.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Very, very good stuff.

00:30:15.760 --> 00:30:16.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And so-

00:30:16.180 --> 00:30:16.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Boy, am I boring.

00:30:17.240 --> 00:30:17.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No,

00:30:18.040 --> 00:30:18.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>no.

00:30:18.300 --> 00:30:19.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>This is awful.

00:30:19.400 --> 00:30:20.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's not though.

00:30:20.540 --> 00:30:20.720
<v Zack Beins>Like,

00:30:21.250 --> 00:30:25.000
<v Zack Beins>the people wanna know about your history,

00:30:25.100 --> 00:30:25.700
<v Zack Beins>making movies.

00:30:25.840 --> 00:30:27.400
<v Zack Beins>Like, it's not really well documented.

00:30:27.680 --> 00:30:28.800
<v Zack Beins>Like, you may think it's boring,

00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:32.540
<v Zack Beins>but this is important that people know where you came from

00:30:32.560 --> 00:30:34.240
<v Zack Beins>because I think you get,

00:30:35.500 --> 00:30:37.280
<v Zack Beins>a lot of people are like, oh, it's Lloyd Kaufman.

00:30:37.380 --> 00:30:39.880
<v Zack Beins>He does the boobs and the blood and the toxic avenger.

00:30:40.140 --> 00:30:41.780
<v Zack Beins>And while that may be true,

00:30:42.320 --> 00:30:45.120
<v Zack Beins>you also have a proper film upbringing.

00:30:45.300 --> 00:30:46.760
<v Zack Beins>And I don't think people take you,

00:30:47.460 --> 00:30:49.300
<v Zack Beins>I take you seriously as a filmmaker,

00:30:49.500 --> 00:30:51.700
<v Zack Beins>but when I read some of these backhanded reviews,

00:30:51.820 --> 00:30:53.300
<v Zack Beins>I don't know if they understand

00:30:53.900 --> 00:30:56.300
<v Zack Beins>that you have a proper film upbringing

00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:57.520
<v Zack Beins>and you know your shit.

00:30:58.140 --> 00:31:02.080
<v Zack Beins>And I wanna dispel that myth that's out there.

00:31:02.180 --> 00:31:03.840
<v Zack Beins>So I really appreciate you sharing

00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:04.960
<v Zack Beins>some of this stuff with me.

00:31:06.420 --> 00:31:07.820
<v Zack Beins>And I was-

00:31:07.880 --> 00:31:09.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, I'll thank, by the same token,

00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:18.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Thank you for memorializing trauma and keeping this project going.

00:31:19.840 --> 00:31:28.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>My archives, Stan Lee set up my archives in Oklahoma at the American Heritage Institute

00:31:29.050 --> 00:31:30.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>where his archives are.

00:31:30.920 --> 00:31:35.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But what you're doing is really interesting because you've got generations of people,

00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:38.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>some of whom are already dead.

00:31:39.840 --> 00:31:41.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>just died recently.

00:31:41.210 --> 00:31:41.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Who died recently?

00:31:41.940 --> 00:31:42.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Brick Brownski.

00:31:42.680 --> 00:31:44.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, Brick died and David Mattis.

00:31:45.580 --> 00:31:46.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Who knows what's gonna happen to him.

00:31:47.380 --> 00:31:48.600
<v Zack Beins>I need to get him on soon.

00:31:48.740 --> 00:31:48.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

00:31:49.080 --> 00:31:49.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you should,

00:31:49.720 --> 00:31:50.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you should.

00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:51.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>He's such a great guy.

00:31:53.820 --> 00:31:55.240
<v Zack Beins>Was it around this time though,

00:31:55.560 --> 00:31:57.980
<v Zack Beins>working with John G. Avilson, did he push you into

00:31:58.080 --> 00:32:00.860
<v Zack Beins>making your own damn movie with Battle of Love's Return?

00:32:02.540 --> 00:32:07.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, I made that I think before Joe.

00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:11.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I remember forcing John Avilson to watch

00:32:11.930 --> 00:32:16.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>the Battle of Love's Return on a 16 millimeter projector

00:32:16.760 --> 00:32:21.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>in his apartment on West 86th Street in New York.

00:32:22.260 --> 00:32:24.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And he had to sit through the whole thing.

00:32:24.100 --> 00:32:27.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We had to change reels and his wife Melissa,

00:32:28.260 --> 00:32:30.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>so nice, so polite, poor guy.

00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:31.220
<v Zack Beins>Well,

00:32:31.420 --> 00:32:34.060
<v Zack Beins>and if you look kind of at your filmography,

00:32:34.220 --> 00:32:36.239
<v Zack Beins>there's a little gap, and I know in there

00:32:36.240 --> 00:32:37.300
<v Zack Beins>for directing wise,

00:32:37.850 --> 00:32:40.500
<v Zack Beins>you directed some adult films at that time.

00:32:40.900 --> 00:32:42.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I've done nothing adult.

00:32:42.500 --> 00:32:44.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, I guess I'm adolescent,

00:32:45.060 --> 00:32:47.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>which still has boners and stuff like that.

00:32:48.040 --> 00:32:49.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And, and, and, uh,

00:32:49.760 --> 00:32:50.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't know,

00:32:50.660 --> 00:32:51.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>penetration juvenile,

00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:54.520
<v Zack Beins>some, uh, but you did do some, uh,

00:32:54.840 --> 00:32:56.820
<v Zack Beins>pornographic films and I would like to talk to you.

00:32:56.860 --> 00:32:58.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Why do you say what is pornographic?

00:32:59.060 --> 00:32:59.540
<v Zack Beins>Was it?

00:32:59.820 --> 00:33:00.960
<v Zack Beins>So I've seen,

00:33:01.440 --> 00:33:01.720
<v Zack Beins>uh,

00:33:01.980 --> 00:33:02.780
<v Zack Beins>the divine obsession.

00:33:03.200 --> 00:33:04.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, that's a beautiful,

00:33:04.240 --> 00:33:05.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>What are you talking about?

00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:06.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And honestly-

00:33:06.940 --> 00:33:08.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>When you say pornographic,

00:33:08.220 --> 00:33:09.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>what does that mean?

00:33:09.180 --> 00:33:10.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I think what I mean is-

00:33:10.280 --> 00:33:13.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You mean a movie that has some hardcore sex.

00:33:13.580 --> 00:33:13.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah.

00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:16.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But it's a beautiful 35 millimeter film

00:33:16.940 --> 00:33:21.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>with a score by somebody who went on to do good music

00:33:22.220 --> 00:33:26.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and my roommate at Yale wrote the script

00:33:27.040 --> 00:33:30.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and it's a film, it just happens to have-

00:33:30.560 --> 00:33:31.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Actual sex in there.

00:33:32.400 --> 00:33:33.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>double penetration,

00:33:33.620 --> 00:33:34.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>what are you gonna do?

00:33:35.320 --> 00:33:36.020
<v Zack Beins>That's life,

00:33:37.260 --> 00:33:37.540
<v Zack Beins>right?

00:33:37.760 --> 00:33:41.860
<v Zack Beins>I've seen that film and it has the trademark-

00:33:41.880 --> 00:33:44.000
<v Zack Beins>You filthy pig,

00:33:44.300 --> 00:33:46.020
<v Zack Beins>how dare you?

00:33:46.260 --> 00:33:48.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And you are interviewing me in the podcast?

00:33:48.880 --> 00:33:49.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>This is an outrage.

00:33:49.780 --> 00:33:51.480
<v Zack Beins>I had to put the nickel in the slot.

00:33:53.220 --> 00:33:54.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, 25 cents,

00:33:55.240 --> 00:33:55.500
<v Zack Beins>please.

00:33:55.860 --> 00:33:58.180
<v Zack Beins>Well, I had plenty of paper towels around.

00:33:58.600 --> 00:33:58.840
<v Zack Beins>Oh,

00:33:59.060 --> 00:33:59.520
<v Zack Beins>please,

00:34:00.020 --> 00:34:00.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Maggie,

00:34:00.700 --> 00:34:00.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>don't.

00:34:02.620 --> 00:34:04.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's very low class, yeah.

00:34:04.520 --> 00:34:05.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I'm sorry.

00:34:05.060 --> 00:34:06.380
<v Zack Beins>But I do wanna know,

00:34:06.680 --> 00:34:06.960
<v Zack Beins>like, did,

00:34:08.760 --> 00:34:11.260
<v Zack Beins>like Wes Craven and John Carpenter,

00:34:11.260 --> 00:34:14.100
<v Zack Beins>they cut their teeth also making pornographic movies

00:34:14.200 --> 00:34:17.240
<v Zack Beins>before they jumped into their more,

00:34:17.500 --> 00:34:18.220
<v Zack Beins>you know,

00:34:19.540 --> 00:34:21.760
<v Zack Beins>career where it's like The Last House on the Left

00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:22.379
<v Zack Beins>or Halloween.

00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:25.860
<v Zack Beins>And the same with you, there's a whole generation

00:34:25.860 --> 00:34:30.080
<v Zack Beins>of filmmakers who cut their teeth making these movies.

00:34:30.240 --> 00:34:34.080
<v Zack Beins>Did you learn any lessons from making these films

00:34:34.220 --> 00:34:35.940
<v Zack Beins>that you brought on to later Troma movies?

00:34:36.840 --> 00:34:37.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well,

00:34:37.520 --> 00:34:38.639
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you're talking about the movies

00:34:38.740 --> 00:34:40.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that were directed by Louis Hsu.

00:34:40.700 --> 00:34:41.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes,

00:34:41.360 --> 00:34:41.879
<v Lloyd Kaufman>by Louis Hsu.

00:34:42.260 --> 00:34:43.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I wrote a book,

00:34:44.340 --> 00:34:46.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Produce Your Own Damn Movie,

00:34:46.179 --> 00:34:47.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>a very good book,

00:34:47.980 --> 00:34:50.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>in which I interviewed Louis Hsu,

00:34:51.639 --> 00:34:53.879
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and he talks a lot about how,

00:34:54.919 --> 00:34:55.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>because he wrote

00:34:55.919 --> 00:35:00.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and was the DP and kind of did his own lighting

00:35:00.220 --> 00:35:06.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>definitely did his own camera work that the these movies that you refer to as

00:35:06.700 --> 00:35:12.680
<v Zack Beins>pornographic I think I think the the studio system refers I'm just I'm just

00:35:12.920 --> 00:35:16.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>appropriating their terms oh oh well that's still not very woke to

00:35:16.780 --> 00:35:23.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>appropriate but at any rate these are hard-hitting questions so anyway Louis

00:35:23.300 --> 00:35:29.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Seu got his film school it was like film school except that the movies during

00:35:29.580 --> 00:35:35.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that period they came out around the time of Gerard Damiano with Devil and

00:35:35.400 --> 00:35:41.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Miss Jones and they were reviewed on network television.

00:35:41.620 --> 00:35:41.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I mean

00:35:41.960 --> 00:35:46.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>there was a real period where Porno Chic it was called.

00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:47.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Porno Chic except

00:35:47.980 --> 00:35:50.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>didn't have the dissonance or whatever you call it.

00:35:50.420 --> 00:35:52.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Not dissonance when you

00:35:52.620 --> 00:35:58.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>make the SS... it begins with S.

00:35:58.760 --> 00:35:59.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Sorry.

00:36:00.590 --> 00:36:01.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>S-A-T word.

00:36:01.610 --> 00:36:06.380
<v Zack Beins>But what other kind of lessons did you learn from there that you brought on?

00:36:06.520 --> 00:36:12.100
<v Zack Beins>I know you talk about when you're shooting sex scenes in films now you

00:36:12.200 --> 00:36:15.380
<v Zack Beins>try to do those first. Did you have that same mantra back then?

00:36:16.720 --> 00:36:17.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I mean did Lewis...

00:36:17.720 --> 00:36:19.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Or did Lewis... I apologize.

00:36:20.080 --> 00:36:21.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You guys look very similar.

00:36:21.320 --> 00:36:23.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I get very emotional whenever you talk about Louis Sue.

00:36:24.840 --> 00:36:25.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>What did I learn?

00:36:25.880 --> 00:36:26.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I learned,

00:36:26.600 --> 00:36:28.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>well I went to an all boys high school

00:36:28.700 --> 00:36:30.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and then Yale, I was all boys,

00:36:30.220 --> 00:36:34.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>so I got to learn a lot about sex, let me tell ya.

00:36:35.380 --> 00:36:38.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I couldn't fathom stuff that we filmed.

00:36:41.620 --> 00:36:43.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Even though I went to Africa,

00:36:44.020 --> 00:36:48.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't recall anything like what's in those movies.

00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:53.660
<v Zack Beins>And I have it from a good source that elements of those films

00:36:53.660 --> 00:36:55.080
<v Zack Beins>or the negatives still exist.

00:36:55.580 --> 00:36:58.200
<v Zack Beins>Is there any way that those are going

00:36:58.200 --> 00:37:01.600
<v Zack Beins>to get some sort of proper Blu-ray release?

00:37:01.600 --> 00:37:06.360
<v Zack Beins>I know Vinegar Syndrome does put out those type of films,

00:37:06.560 --> 00:37:07.900
<v Zack Beins>and they restore the negatives.

00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:11.280
<v Zack Beins>And I think for myself personally in the collector,

00:37:11.460 --> 00:37:16.780
<v Zack Beins>it's really interesting to see you or John Carpenter or Wes

00:37:16.680 --> 00:37:22.120
<v Zack Beins>Craven's work in that field just as a whole body of work to see where he came

00:37:22.260 --> 00:37:25.160
<v Zack Beins>from or where Louis Sue came from I'm sorry.

00:37:25.460 --> 00:37:27.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>A whole naked body of work.

00:37:27.740 --> 00:37:28.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You just

00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:30.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>want to see some naked people? No.

00:37:30.920 --> 00:37:33.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I just you know you are such a pervert that's

00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:38.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I know it's so sneaky of you to even you know try to get me to fall for that one.

00:37:38.820 --> 00:37:39.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No way buddy.

00:37:40.240 --> 00:37:42.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>This is just part of film history.

00:37:42.780 --> 00:37:43.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, it is a burden.

00:37:44.040 --> 00:37:45.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh yeah, you just wanna,

00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:45.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know.

00:37:46.740 --> 00:37:47.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>(laughing)

00:37:47.300 --> 00:37:47.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You're thinking,

00:37:48.080 --> 00:37:49.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I've been married too,

00:37:49.540 --> 00:37:50.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>buddy, I know.

00:37:50.300 --> 00:37:50.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>(laughing)

00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:52.660
<v Dysmorphia>You gotta take it where you can.

00:37:52.700 --> 00:37:53.820
<v Dysmorphia>Worship the bishop,

00:37:54.080 --> 00:37:54.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yeah,

00:37:54.460 --> 00:37:55.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>oh yeah.

00:37:55.700 --> 00:37:56.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

00:37:56.300 --> 00:37:56.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't know.

00:37:57.520 --> 00:38:00.800
<v Zack Beins>I do wanna say, though, I do think the interest

00:38:00.840 --> 00:38:01.680
<v Zack Beins>is out there,

00:38:02.080 --> 00:38:03.280
<v Zack Beins>you know,

00:38:03.560 --> 00:38:04.920
<v Zack Beins>to see these films,

00:38:05.060 --> 00:38:08.140
<v Zack Beins>and I would like to see them get restored.

00:38:08.640 --> 00:38:08.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

00:38:09.080 --> 00:38:12.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but I don't have control.

00:38:13.660 --> 00:38:14.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Gotcha.

00:38:14.100 --> 00:38:15.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>There are other individuals involved.

00:38:17.500 --> 00:38:17.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Okay.

00:38:17.620 --> 00:38:18.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Like three to one.

00:38:18.900 --> 00:38:19.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>(laughing)

00:38:20.580 --> 00:38:22.720
<v Zack Beins>Well, if talk and trauma counts,

00:38:22.840 --> 00:38:26.180
<v Zack Beins>then you got a.025 you can add to that one.

00:38:26.220 --> 00:38:26.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No,

00:38:26.680 --> 00:38:27.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>no,

00:38:27.640 --> 00:38:28.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>not a chance.

00:38:29.040 --> 00:38:29.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>(laughing)

00:38:31.100 --> 00:38:32.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, I'm afraid.

00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:35.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>This is gonna be like Forgotten Silver.

00:38:35.740 --> 00:38:37.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>People are gonna have to hunt through the jungle.

00:38:37.520 --> 00:38:38.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and did you see,

00:38:38.700 --> 00:38:39.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>well you know Forgotten Silver,

00:38:40.040 --> 00:38:40.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>no?

00:38:40.540 --> 00:38:41.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well we talked about it.

00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:44.380
<v Unknown>I think we did once before.

00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:45.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's Kevin,

00:38:45.820 --> 00:38:46.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>what's his, you know,

00:38:48.220 --> 00:38:49.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Peter Jackson's documentary,

00:38:49.980 --> 00:38:51.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>a fake documentary.

00:38:51.660 --> 00:38:55.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's wonderful about sort of a Cecil B. DeMille negative

00:38:55.600 --> 00:38:58.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that's buried deep somewhere in the jungle

00:38:58.860 --> 00:39:01.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and it's all that's left of this.

00:39:01.700 --> 00:39:03.380
<v Unknown>Yeah, that's right, Peter produced that one, yeah.

00:39:03.620 --> 00:39:08.960
<v Unknown>No, that's interesting that you would compare

00:39:09.080 --> 00:39:11.020
<v Unknown>the two on there because it's like, it is still,

00:39:11.620 --> 00:39:13.720
<v Unknown>as he's alluding to, it is part of film history

00:39:13.960 --> 00:39:16.260
<v Unknown>because I think it's helpful for young filmmakers

00:39:16.380 --> 00:39:17.280
<v Unknown>to also realize,

00:39:17.620 --> 00:39:18.000
<v Unknown>well, hey,

00:39:18.420 --> 00:39:19.920
<v Unknown>we all start from someplace.

00:39:20.640 --> 00:39:22.960
<v Unknown>And then it kind of helps dispel the myth of just like,

00:39:23.020 --> 00:39:25.240
<v Unknown>well, I got offered a Hollywood gig right away.

00:39:25.680 --> 00:39:27.380
<v Unknown>Like, it's like everybody cuts their teeth

00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:30.660
<v Unknown>on "Strange Bedfellows" once or twice in their career

00:39:30.860 --> 00:39:32.600
<v Unknown>before they go to the thing they're meant to do.

00:39:33.040 --> 00:39:35.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's almost a line from The Tempest.

00:39:37.830 --> 00:39:37.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>(laughing)

00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:39.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Hashtag Shakespeare shitstorm too.

00:39:40.600 --> 00:39:41.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No joke.

00:39:41.300 --> 00:39:43.620
<v Zack Beins>Well, and one thing I do wanna say about those films

00:39:43.860 --> 00:39:46.080
<v Zack Beins>is they definitely carry your signature

00:39:46.470 --> 00:39:48.100
<v Zack Beins>sense of humor in there,

00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:51.340
<v Zack Beins>which you've later brought over to the sexy comedies

00:39:51.400 --> 00:39:52.240
<v Zack Beins>like Squeeze Play,

00:39:53.160 --> 00:39:53.860
<v Zack Beins>Stuck on You,

00:39:54.020 --> 00:39:54.520
<v Zack Beins>Waitress,

00:39:54.520 --> 00:39:55.460
<v Zack Beins>and The First Turn On.

00:39:55.460 --> 00:39:58.620
<v Zack Beins>I do wanna talk about those sexy comedies.

00:40:00.640 --> 00:40:04.100
<v Zack Beins>What made you wanna go in the comedy route

00:40:04.220 --> 00:40:06.100
<v Zack Beins>instead of doing a drama film?

00:40:06.280 --> 00:40:09.220
<v Zack Beins>Or could you ever picture yourself making a full-on drama?

00:40:09.580 --> 00:40:10.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No.

00:40:10.600 --> 00:40:11.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>(laughing)

00:40:11.280 --> 00:40:11.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Never,

00:40:11.900 --> 00:40:12.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>never.

00:40:12.760 --> 00:40:18.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I mean, I would love to get a script that is really great,

00:40:18.280 --> 00:40:19.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that is serious, that'd be wonderful.

00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:23.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But I certainly can't create one.

00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:25.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And I've always loved comedy,

00:40:26.080 --> 00:40:29.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and luckily Michael Hirs seems to be okay with it.

00:40:30.520 --> 00:40:33.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And I don't like the idea of losing money on every movie,

00:40:33.840 --> 00:40:38.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but we do enjoy the films we end up with.

00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:40.020
<v Zack Beins>I do like,

00:40:40.520 --> 00:40:42.580
<v Zack Beins>you can see some of your influences

00:40:43.300 --> 00:40:44.800
<v Zack Beins>quite a bit in those sexy comedies,

00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:48.600
<v Zack Beins>and it may be one of my favorite eras in your career.

00:40:48.960 --> 00:40:50.900
<v Zack Beins>Like, you see like the Keystone Cops,

00:40:51.340 --> 00:40:53.680
<v Zack Beins>or like the Marx Brothers and Chaplin Elements.

00:40:53.780 --> 00:40:56.020
<v Zack Beins>Can you talk a little bit more about

00:40:56.160 --> 00:40:58.399
<v Zack Beins>just some of the comedy inspirations

00:40:58.400 --> 00:40:59.980
<v Zack Beins>pulled while making those films?

00:41:00.900 --> 00:41:05.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well certainly Keaton in Toxic Avenger Part Deux,

00:41:07.080 --> 00:41:08.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>he's got these,

00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:11.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>total Keaton,

00:41:12.100 --> 00:41:12.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>totally Keaton.

00:41:13.160 --> 00:41:15.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's random too, why?

00:41:16.220 --> 00:41:18.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Supposedly because she's blind, but that's absurd.

00:41:19.000 --> 00:41:21.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But I did it because of the Keaton film

00:41:21.480 --> 00:41:23.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that had things hanging from the,

00:41:23.540 --> 00:41:25.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know a little bit Rube Goldberg-ish.

00:41:26.020 --> 00:41:26.360
<v Dysmorphia>Yeah.

00:41:26.920 --> 00:41:28.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>basically Keaton.

00:41:29.200 --> 00:41:35.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And there was another Keaton one where a taxi wants to commit suicide and

00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:37.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>he walks into a tunnel.

00:41:38.940 --> 00:41:41.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And that's right away from Keaton.

00:41:41.290 --> 00:41:42.680
<v Zack Beins>And there's the two motorcycles.

00:41:43.050 --> 00:41:43.540
<v Zack Beins>Yeah, yeah.

00:41:44.340 --> 00:41:46.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Keaton's was bicycles.

00:41:47.360 --> 00:41:53.960
<v Zack Beins>Well and I rewatched Waitress again not too long ago and that movie reminded me a lot

00:41:53.760 --> 00:41:56.740
<v Zack Beins>of #ShakespeareShitstorm,

00:41:57.200 --> 00:42:01.040
<v Zack Beins>just the pandemonium of the crowd behind the actors.

00:42:01.540 --> 00:42:06.160
<v Zack Beins>There's constant action in every frame of those movies.

00:42:06.360 --> 00:42:09.020
<v Zack Beins>Can you talk about in Waitress,

00:42:10.120 --> 00:42:13.320
<v Zack Beins>how it was directing that many people on screen at the

00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:17.420
<v Zack Beins>same time because everybody has something just unique and silly they're doing.

00:42:17.660 --> 00:42:23.480
<v Zack Beins>And that's a theme that kind of goes across your whole body of work.

00:42:23.960 --> 00:42:24.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's interesting.

00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:26.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, it's a good question.

00:42:26.620 --> 00:42:34.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But I very much love the slapstick stuff and the idea that we have the action going on

00:42:34.640 --> 00:42:36.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>in the foreground between the two.

00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:43.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And then in the background people are strangling each other and all sorts of goofy stuff,

00:42:44.120 --> 00:42:45.099
<v Lloyd Kaufman>elephants

00:42:45.100 --> 00:42:46.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>going fast.

00:42:47.750 --> 00:42:48.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I just find that amusing.

00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:52.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So I spent a lot of time on this shtick,

00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:53.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>as they call it.

00:42:53.860 --> 00:42:59.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Stuck on You was heavily inspired by Tom Lehrer and, and, and,

00:43:01.090 --> 00:43:01.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>crap.

00:43:02.900 --> 00:43:04.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Stan Freeberg?

00:43:04.860 --> 00:43:05.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes.

00:43:05.440 --> 00:43:08.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Sorry, sorry, Stan Freeberg.

00:43:08.760 --> 00:43:10.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And, and if you haven't,

00:43:11.020 --> 00:43:12.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>if you haven't heard their songs,

00:43:13.320 --> 00:43:14.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Stan Freeberg made a,

00:43:14.900 --> 00:43:17.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>he did a record called Stan Freeberg,

00:43:17.620 --> 00:43:19.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>F-R-E-E-B-E-R-G,

00:43:19.780 --> 00:43:20.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Discovers America,

00:43:21.100 --> 00:43:21.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>wonderful.

00:43:22.240 --> 00:43:24.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Tom Lehrer also,

00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:26.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>satirical songs

00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:29.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and wonderful wordplay,

00:43:30.140 --> 00:43:31.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that kind of stuff.

00:43:32.700 --> 00:43:37.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Check out Tom Lehrer and I think we're gonna use

00:43:37.260 --> 00:43:38.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>his hunting song.

00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:38.760
<v Zack Beins>Oh.

00:43:39.540 --> 00:43:44.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Tom Lerner's hunting song in Curse of the Weirdeer

00:43:45.580 --> 00:43:46.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>by Ben Johnson.

00:43:47.260 --> 00:43:47.460
<v Zack Beins>That,

00:43:47.940 --> 00:43:48.820
<v Zack Beins>I saw the trailer,

00:43:49.180 --> 00:43:49.760
<v Zack Beins>or you know,

00:43:49.860 --> 00:43:51.740
<v Zack Beins>some teasers that they've done for that in stills,

00:43:52.100 --> 00:43:53.680
<v Zack Beins>and I love the hunting song.

00:43:55.780 --> 00:43:57.840
<v Zack Beins>We shoulda got our permit.

00:43:58.700 --> 00:43:59.260
<v Zack Beins>(laughing)

00:43:59.460 --> 00:44:00.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's good for you,

00:44:00.860 --> 00:44:02.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>'cause that's way before your time.

00:44:02.920 --> 00:44:06.220
<v Zack Beins>I grew up listening to like the Dr. Demento Show

00:44:06.400 --> 00:44:07.880
<v Zack Beins>and reading Mad Magazine.

00:44:08.500 --> 00:44:10.760
<v Zack Beins>And I'm a huge Mad Magazine nerd,

00:44:11.280 --> 00:44:14.240
<v Zack Beins>and I know that you're a New York staple,

00:44:14.740 --> 00:44:18.920
<v Zack Beins>and so was Mad Magazine back before they moved to LA

00:44:19.020 --> 00:44:21.500
<v Zack Beins>and got bought by the comic book conglomerates.

00:44:21.640 --> 00:44:23.140
<v Zack Beins>But can you talk about,

00:44:23.400 --> 00:44:24.240
<v Zack Beins>I know you've met some

00:44:24.280 --> 00:44:25.460
<v Zack Beins>of the people at Mad Magazine,

00:44:25.740 --> 00:44:27.420
<v Zack Beins>and can you talk just in your life,

00:44:27.500 --> 00:44:30.880
<v Zack Beins>what are some of your favorite stuff from that Mad Magazine?

00:44:31.960 --> 00:44:32.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well,

00:44:32.520 --> 00:44:35.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I have not really met too many people from Mad.

00:44:36.880 --> 00:44:38.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>My favorite was Don,

00:44:39.680 --> 00:44:41.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>he was always my favorite

00:44:41.520 --> 00:44:42.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and my father,

00:44:43.040 --> 00:44:43.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>my brother,

00:44:44.260 --> 00:44:46.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>we all loved his characters.

00:44:46.260 --> 00:44:46.800
<v Zack Beins>Don Martin.

00:44:47.360 --> 00:44:47.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes,

00:44:47.860 --> 00:44:48.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that's it,

00:44:48.500 --> 00:44:49.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Don Martin,

00:44:49.420 --> 00:44:49.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yeah,

00:44:50.180 --> 00:44:50.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yeah.

00:44:51.720 --> 00:44:53.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Anyway, we all loved Don Martin

00:44:53.680 --> 00:44:56.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and I finally years later,

00:44:57.120 --> 00:44:59.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>well after he had split mad,

00:44:59.080 --> 00:45:06.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I got introduced to him and I was like a little fan boy

00:45:06.860 --> 00:45:08.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's what you're not

00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:09.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was like

00:45:12.160 --> 00:45:15.500
<v Zack Beins>Well, he would have to he always had the crazy sound effects behind

00:45:18.080 --> 00:45:19.120
<v Zack Beins>His characters

00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:22.000
<v Zack Beins>And I know like you had

00:45:23.080 --> 00:45:29.300
<v Zack Beins>Copies of Mad Magazine is like kind of sight gags and like the toxic Avenger 2 and other and other movies

00:45:29.300 --> 00:45:30.460
<v Zack Beins>But how did it feel?

00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:35.340
<v Zack Beins>When thank you when Mad Magazine did a parody of the toxic Avenger

00:45:36.180 --> 00:45:39.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Look the the Trump talk. Yeah

00:45:40.240 --> 00:45:40.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Pretender.

00:45:40.860 --> 00:45:41.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah.

00:45:41.780 --> 00:45:43.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, that was pretty amazing

00:45:43.920 --> 00:45:45.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You know after 34 years

00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:48.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Toxie becomes part of the lexicon.

00:45:48.800 --> 00:45:49.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I mean

00:45:49.859 --> 00:45:51.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Comparing him to Trump.

00:45:51.760 --> 00:45:51.900
<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

00:45:52.080 --> 00:45:53.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>well Trump to him is

00:45:54.500 --> 00:45:56.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Hey, I'll take it. It was great.

00:45:56.620 --> 00:46:00.160
<v Zack Beins>This is nicely done and kind of in that comic book vein

00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:03.620
<v Zack Beins>You're you were also really good friends with Stan Lee.

00:46:05.600 --> 00:46:06.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I

00:46:06.160 --> 00:46:08.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I searched out Stan Lee whilst I was at Yale,

00:46:08.980 --> 00:46:10.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>toward the end of the road.

00:46:10.720 --> 00:46:14.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And because I had discovered the comic books,

00:46:15.080 --> 00:46:17.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>next door were a big pile of them,

00:46:18.060 --> 00:46:19.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>next door to my Yale room.

00:46:20.720 --> 00:46:24.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So I saw these beautiful comic books with clever,

00:46:28.499 --> 00:46:31.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>the pencil guy, or whoever,

00:46:31.500 --> 00:46:34.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>ink, ink, inker, I'd never heard of these terms.

00:46:35.160 --> 00:46:38.319
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but they had funny alliteration names.

00:46:42.160 --> 00:46:43.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I can't remember,

00:46:43.420 --> 00:46:43.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but at any rate,

00:46:44.260 --> 00:46:44.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Steve Ditko,

00:46:45.740 --> 00:46:46.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Swingin'

00:46:46.580 --> 00:46:47.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Steve Ditko,

00:46:47.720 --> 00:46:49.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that kind of name.

00:46:49.800 --> 00:46:52.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Plus, the art was so beautiful.

00:46:53.160 --> 00:46:55.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So I searched out Stan and

00:46:57.080 --> 00:46:59.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>tried to get a job,

00:47:00.100 --> 00:47:02.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and we kind of stayed in touch.

00:47:03.900 --> 00:47:05.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>He's in a bunch of our movies.

00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:10.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Hashtag Shakespeare's Shitstorm is dedicated to Stan Lee,

00:47:11.340 --> 00:47:13.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>along with John G.

00:47:13.400 --> 00:47:16.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Avilson and my stepmother Sigrund.

00:47:17.900 --> 00:47:20.800
<v Zack Beins>And I know you guys wrote a film together,

00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:22.800
<v Zack Beins>at least one.

00:47:23.040 --> 00:47:24.580
<v Zack Beins>I don't know if you've wrote more than one.

00:47:24.580 --> 00:47:25.560
<v Zack Beins>It never got produced.

00:47:25.680 --> 00:47:26.900
<v Zack Beins>Can you talk about that a little bit?

00:47:28.400 --> 00:47:29.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, we didn't really-

00:47:29.680 --> 00:47:31.080
<v Zack Beins>Well, it was like a screenplay,

00:47:31.220 --> 00:47:32.520
<v Zack Beins>but it was like Night of the Witch, right?

00:47:32.900 --> 00:47:34.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, but nothing ever happened.

00:47:34.720 --> 00:47:38.520
<v Zack Beins>But I still think that's interesting to think about,

00:47:38.760 --> 00:47:42.080
<v Zack Beins>that you and Stan Lee wrote something together.

00:47:42.220 --> 00:47:43.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, we didn't really write it together.

00:47:44.020 --> 00:47:44.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was just,

00:47:45.420 --> 00:47:46.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I just had to-

00:47:46.660 --> 00:47:48.040
<v Zack Beins>Did he pitch you an idea,

00:47:48.300 --> 00:47:48.360
<v Zack Beins>or?

00:47:48.460 --> 00:47:49.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was kind of an idea,

00:47:49.800 --> 00:47:50.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but it was,

00:47:50.420 --> 00:47:52.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>we had already talked about it,

00:47:52.140 --> 00:47:53.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and he didn't really have much to do with it,

00:47:53.880 --> 00:47:54.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>to be honest.

00:47:55.240 --> 00:47:59.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I tried to get him involved,

00:47:59.700 --> 00:48:01.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but I never could, really.

00:48:02.460 --> 00:48:03.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And at the end,

00:48:04.900 --> 00:48:09.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it was made very clear to me that they didn't want anything to do with

00:48:09.300 --> 00:48:09.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it.

00:48:09.720 --> 00:48:11.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Not Stan, but the partner.

00:48:13.040 --> 00:48:19.140
<v Zack Beins>Question for the Viewers: I just think it's kind of fun that you had that friendship with

00:48:19.200 --> 00:48:21.080
<v Zack Beins>Stan and later down the road with James Gunn.

00:48:21.080 --> 00:48:21.100
<v Zack Beins>Jim Levine Yeah,

00:48:21.280 --> 00:48:22.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>he was a big fan.

00:48:23.900 --> 00:48:24.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>He was a great fan.

00:48:26.260 --> 00:48:33.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>thing was and obviously Toxie is heavily influenced by Spider-Man and the whole

00:48:33.640 --> 00:48:37.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Troma universe is Stan Lee and Marvel.

00:48:38.640 --> 00:48:42.800
<v Zack Beins>And I kind of moving on a little bit from that but on the superhero

00:48:43.140 --> 00:48:45.740
<v Zack Beins>vein into the Toxic Avenger a bit.

00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:49.820
<v Zack Beins>I don't know too much else to say about

00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:56.240
<v Zack Beins>Toxie that hasn't been really even said before but I do want to know with all

00:48:56.240 --> 00:48:58.240
<v Zack Beins>of your films, not just the Toxic Avenger,

00:48:58.480 --> 00:49:01.120
<v Zack Beins>you tackle major themes that are going on

00:49:01.160 --> 00:49:06.500
<v Zack Beins>in the world and that's definitely a conscious choice when you could make a movie that has

00:49:06.560 --> 00:49:07.480
<v Zack Beins>nothing to say.

00:49:08.960 --> 00:49:11.640
<v Zack Beins>Why has that always been kind of important in your work?

00:49:12.640 --> 00:49:12.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Louis Bieler Well,

00:49:13.480 --> 00:49:17.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>just my education and I had a left-wing

00:49:17.540 --> 00:49:25.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>grandmother who was full of piss and literally when if she said the word

00:49:25.560 --> 00:49:29.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Nixon or somebody said the word Nixon she would literally spit on the ground

00:49:30.240 --> 00:49:37.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>didn't matter where we were it could be on a you know heirloom rug she'd and she

00:49:38.040 --> 00:49:43.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>read I have stone weekly and introduced me to a lot of interesting thoughts and

00:49:43.580 --> 00:49:49.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>themes and somehow I got the feeling that I should,

00:49:50.740 --> 00:49:52.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>if I'm going to be an artist,

00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:53.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>be

00:49:53.200 --> 00:49:55.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>sort of a socialist artist.

00:49:57.340 --> 00:50:01.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I'm not a socialist really, I just want to show the truth.

00:50:02.460 --> 00:50:04.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>The truth 24 times a second.

00:50:05.560 --> 00:50:08.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And thanks to Zack Beans and Richard Taylor,

00:50:09.520 --> 00:50:13.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I was enabled to do that once again on Foultry

00:50:13.560 --> 00:50:15.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>The Night of the Chicken.

00:50:15.660 --> 00:50:18.520
<v Zack Beins>Well, it's definitely something that brought me to

00:50:19.020 --> 00:50:22.740
<v Zack Beins>your art because I've seen hundreds of horror movies,

00:50:22.980 --> 00:50:24.720
<v Zack Beins>but none of them has stuck with me because

00:50:25.120 --> 00:50:26.400
<v Zack Beins>in Toxic Avenger,

00:50:26.560 --> 00:50:27.220
<v Zack Beins>Classical Nukem High,

00:50:27.300 --> 00:50:30.120
<v Zack Beins>you're talking about the problems

00:50:30.240 --> 00:50:31.700
<v Zack Beins>with pollution and radiation.

00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:36.360
<v Zack Beins>Or you're talking about the issues of corporate greed,

00:50:36.760 --> 00:50:39.660
<v Zack Beins>trampling just the small guy out there.

00:50:39.700 --> 00:50:42.320
<v Zack Beins>And that's something I've always appreciated

00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:43.460
<v Zack Beins>about your films.

00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:44.120
<v Zack Beins>One of,

00:50:45.120 --> 00:50:46.500
<v Zack Beins>I guess a couple films,

00:50:46.860 --> 00:50:49.720
<v Zack Beins>Toxic Avenger 2 and 3 is about a lot of,

00:50:50.080 --> 00:50:51.880
<v Zack Beins>you know, the corporate greed going on,

00:50:52.060 --> 00:50:55.360
<v Zack Beins>but I know that was the first one single film.

00:50:56.320 --> 00:50:59.860
<v Zack Beins>Can you talk about what Toxic Avenger 2 and 3

00:51:00.080 --> 00:51:02.240
<v Zack Beins>looked like before it was cut into two movies?

00:51:05.340 --> 00:51:09.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I just remember it was sort of Heaven's Gate

00:51:09.300 --> 00:51:11.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>kind of thing, where it was like eight hours.

00:51:13.220 --> 00:51:14.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And suddenly,

00:51:14.860 --> 00:51:25.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and the other thing is that the video we were required to deliver movies

00:51:25.680 --> 00:51:27.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>to because the video boom was going on.

00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:36.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So while we were shooting it looked like we could have an actual ending for part two and

00:51:36.900 --> 00:51:41.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>then have two movies because I had already shot the two movies basically.

00:51:41.980 --> 00:51:45.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So we shot

00:51:45.160 --> 00:51:46.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>a kind of a fake,

00:51:46.660 --> 00:51:50.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>not a fake ending, but a pseudo ending for part two.

00:51:50.760 --> 00:51:56.360
<v Zack Beins>When I talked to Rick Collins, he said that he directed that shot of him and Lisa Gay

00:51:56.420 --> 00:51:58.140
<v Zack Beins>walking down the road like hitchhiking.

00:51:58.460 --> 00:52:03.240
<v Zack Beins>And he was telling me how he snuck that into the

00:52:03.100 --> 00:52:04.800
<v Zack Beins>the dailies and you're like who shot this?

00:52:05.040 --> 00:52:05.240
<v Zack Beins>Oh,

00:52:06.160 --> 00:52:07.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I'm sure that was his idea.

00:52:07.720 --> 00:52:08.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's very cute.

00:52:09.480 --> 00:52:11.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Lisa Gay too, wonderful people.

00:52:11.700 --> 00:52:12.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>He,

00:52:12.380 --> 00:52:12.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>both he,

00:52:13.200 --> 00:52:15.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>he's still in some of our movies.

00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:15.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>He's in,

00:52:16.260 --> 00:52:18.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Rick is in Return to Nukumai

00:52:18.320 --> 00:52:20.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and Return to Return to Nukumai.

00:52:20.300 --> 00:52:22.680
<v Zack Beins>And Lisa Gay's in #ShakespeareShakespeareStory.

00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:26.200
<v Zack Beins>It's fun seeing her as Professor Holt pop up again.

00:52:27.160 --> 00:52:30.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And my daughter was Professor Holt Jr.

00:52:31.100 --> 00:52:31.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>In-

00:52:31.460 --> 00:52:32.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>With the same hair.

00:52:32.780 --> 00:52:37.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Subhumanoid Meltdown Classical Nikolai Part 2.

00:52:38.560 --> 00:52:40.100
<v Zack Beins>Which daughter was that?

00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:41.800
<v Zack Beins>Lily Hayes.

00:52:41.960 --> 00:52:42.280
<v Zack Beins>Awesome.

00:52:46.160 --> 00:52:48.600
<v Zack Beins>The story-wise of Part 2 and 3,

00:52:49.340 --> 00:52:50.540
<v Zack Beins>when it was one movie,

00:52:51.460 --> 00:52:54.420
<v Zack Beins>was it pretty similar story structure to how it is now?

00:52:54.420 --> 00:52:57.260
<v Zack Beins>Or did you guys completely rearrange in the edit

00:52:57.260 --> 00:52:58.400
<v Zack Beins>to make it two movies?

00:53:03.880 --> 00:53:06.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't, I'm trying to remember who was the editor.

00:53:08.660 --> 00:53:09.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I can't,

00:53:09.480 --> 00:53:10.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>who was the editor?

00:53:10.700 --> 00:53:11.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't

00:53:11.420 --> 00:53:13.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>remember. I'm sure we were rearranging stuff.

00:53:14.450 --> 00:53:14.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It must have been.

00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:21.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I know for Citizen Toxie,

00:53:21.480 --> 00:53:23.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I think for most of our movies,

00:53:23.800 --> 00:53:27.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>we shoot material well after principle photography

00:53:28.700 --> 00:53:31.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and very often on the roof of the Tromer building

00:53:31.860 --> 00:53:35.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>in Hell's Kitchen or in Long Island City

00:53:35.540 --> 00:53:38.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and little cutaways that we need

00:53:38.380 --> 00:53:41.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>or something to make the scene comprehensible,

00:53:42.180 --> 00:53:43.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>little things like that.

00:53:45.060 --> 00:53:47.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>There's a lot of that going on when I'm making a movie.

00:53:48.460 --> 00:53:51.460
<v Zack Beins>I stumbled across on Facebook

00:53:51.460 --> 00:53:54.320
<v Zack Beins>effects artists I the name slipping me right now,

00:53:54.480 --> 00:53:55.080
<v Zack Beins>but he

00:53:55.740 --> 00:53:58.100
<v Zack Beins>posted a picture of like like a

00:53:58.560 --> 00:54:05.400
<v Zack Beins>Burnt like little baby that he's like we blew this up in toxic Avenger part 2 and I don't remember that in the movie

00:54:05.400 --> 00:54:11.740
<v Zack Beins>So obviously it got cut but do you remember anything about like a baby getting blown up in toxic Avenger like two or three?

00:54:12.900 --> 00:54:13.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well,

00:54:13.540 --> 00:54:13.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>no

00:54:15.160 --> 00:54:20.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>My daughter Charlotte in three I think it is got blown up into a tree into the tree

00:54:20.640 --> 00:54:21.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

00:54:21.360 --> 00:54:23.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>she was a she was okay.

00:54:23.920 --> 00:54:27.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Like yeah, Toxie pulls her out of the tree. She had on sunglasses like

00:54:28.520 --> 00:54:30.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Sarah with a little cane. Yeah

00:54:31.280 --> 00:54:36.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Which and that's the only baby I remember. Yeah, I think that's what they must be referred referring to

00:54:36.320 --> 00:54:42.500
<v Zack Beins>But yeah, it was just bizarre because he had like a prop of like a bird. Oh, I don't remember that

00:54:43.160 --> 00:54:43.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Honestly,

00:54:44.230 --> 00:54:47.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>maybe it didn't look real enough or maybe it looked too real

00:54:48.600 --> 00:54:52.960
<v Zack Beins>Yeah, no, I was just curious about that. I was like that because I mean obviously,

00:54:53.240 --> 00:54:55.940
<v Zack Beins>you know, she survived she's farting all over Sarah

00:54:59.780 --> 00:55:01.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You know times have changed,

00:55:01.180 --> 00:55:01.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know, maybe

00:55:02.980 --> 00:55:04.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We thought it was too much,

00:55:04.440 --> 00:55:09.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but I don't think so. I I just have no recollection. I usually remember stuff like that

00:55:10.800 --> 00:55:14.080
<v Zack Beins>What one thing that is kind of you know,

00:55:14.260 --> 00:55:16.640
<v Zack Beins>sadly like present in your entire

00:55:17.520 --> 00:55:23.940
<v Zack Beins>Body of work is is your struggle against free speech with the MPAA

00:55:25.380 --> 00:55:31.240
<v Zack Beins>and then like even brought when you were brought on the Morton Downey jr. Show or even the present day with

00:55:31.920 --> 00:55:36.520
<v Zack Beins>Cancel culture and I know you tackle cancel culture and hashtag Shakespeare shit storm

00:55:36.520 --> 00:55:41.880
<v Zack Beins>But can you talk about how it's been different, you know fighting like the MPAA as opposed to like,

00:55:42.260 --> 00:55:42.420
<v Zack Beins>you know

00:55:42.500 --> 00:55:47.000
<v Zack Beins>People on Twitter are just different talk shows trying to shut down what you have to say

00:55:46.920 --> 00:56:01.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, my grandmother had a big framed political cartoon of Senator McCarthy ripping up the

00:56:01.500 --> 00:56:02.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Bill of Rights,

00:56:02.850 --> 00:56:04.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know, kind of political style cartoon.

00:56:05.270 --> 00:56:08.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But it was a big, big frame picture.

00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:11.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And same thing,

00:56:12.100 --> 00:56:12.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Blacklist,

00:56:13.560 --> 00:56:14.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>then MPAA,

00:56:15.640 --> 00:56:16.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Double Standard,

00:56:16.640 --> 00:56:18.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>where it's okay for Bruce Willis

00:56:18.960 --> 00:56:24.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>to have blood all over the place, but not okay for Troma's War, which is a goofy,

00:56:25.180 --> 00:56:25.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>cartoony

00:56:26.020 --> 00:56:28.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>movie that came out after Bruce Willis'

00:56:29.080 --> 00:56:29.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>serious,

00:56:30.600 --> 00:56:32.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>violent death wish.

00:56:33.000 --> 00:56:33.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, not death wish.

00:56:34.020 --> 00:56:34.420
<v Dysmorphia>Die Hard.

00:56:34.600 --> 00:56:35.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Die Hard,

00:56:35.360 --> 00:56:35.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>sorry.

00:56:35.560 --> 00:56:36.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Die Hard.

00:56:36.720 --> 00:56:38.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You know, just it's autocratic.

00:56:39.200 --> 00:56:39.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>disgusting.

00:56:40.680 --> 00:56:42.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And then it just keeps going.

00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:45.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Now you have the people who are

00:56:45.260 --> 00:56:53.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>judging what is woke and what isn't, and the gatekeepers at the various

00:56:54.540 --> 00:56:57.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>giant media company have put everything through a strainer.

00:57:00.380 --> 00:57:04.940
<v Zack Beins>Do you find it harder now to get your message out than back in like the

00:57:04.800 --> 00:57:06.600
<v Zack Beins>70s or 80s or was it

00:57:07.500 --> 00:57:08.380
<v Zack Beins>harder back then

00:57:09.260 --> 00:57:09.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well,

00:57:09.700 --> 00:57:14.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I think now we have free speech as long as we don't say anything back

00:57:14.380 --> 00:57:20.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Then we could sort of say anything. We least we didn't get I don't remember. I mean we were economically blacklisted

00:57:21.140 --> 00:57:22.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, it's always a blacklist.

00:57:22.610 --> 00:57:24.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>They always figure out something

00:57:25.040 --> 00:57:26.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>something something something

00:57:27.660 --> 00:57:32.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Luckily, I've been born white. So I have at least that go. I think I'm well

00:57:32.320 --> 00:57:34.320
<v Zack Beins>Well, you're as you said in

00:57:35.380 --> 00:57:39.440
<v Zack Beins>Hashtag Shakespeare's his storm. It's like you consider Jewish white sometimes

00:57:40.960 --> 00:57:47.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>so but I mean imagine how difficult it's been and imagine if you're not white what

00:57:50.100 --> 00:57:51.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You can't imagine yeah

00:57:53.160 --> 00:57:58.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But you asked that question just kind of how it how you've noticed like,

00:57:58.560 --> 00:58:00.880
<v Zack Beins>you know, just either like the big elites

00:58:01.600 --> 00:58:07.720
<v Zack Beins>Keeping you quiet as opposed to cancel culture today just how it's different or if it's the same same beast

00:58:07.800 --> 00:58:08.820
<v Zack Beins>But just a different face

00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:16.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I think it's just a different group of people who want to tell us how to run our lives and and ever and

00:58:16.400 --> 00:58:17.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>they're perfectly happy with

00:58:19.060 --> 00:58:19.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>double

00:58:20.600 --> 00:58:22.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>What do you call double value where yeah,

00:58:23.200 --> 00:58:23.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know,

00:58:24.060 --> 00:58:26.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you're okay. You can do that,

00:58:26.180 --> 00:58:27.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but you can't

00:58:27.660 --> 00:58:27.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know,

00:58:28.300 --> 00:58:29.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>right I mean it's

00:58:30.460 --> 00:58:32.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's not not healthy.

00:58:32.820 --> 00:58:32.940
<v Zack Beins>I

00:58:33.820 --> 00:58:35.460
<v Zack Beins>In talking about all this

00:58:36.300 --> 00:58:42.320
<v Zack Beins>If I brought up talk shows, I know you were on the Morton Downey jr. Show and there was a big controversy

00:58:42.320 --> 00:58:45.040
<v Zack Beins>I saw the clip where you and Michael hers are getting

00:58:46.340 --> 00:58:51.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Accosted no. No, that's not Michael hers. I'm not Michael hers Michael hers would by that time Michael

00:58:52.120 --> 00:58:52.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>He was out of it.

00:58:53.000 --> 00:58:54.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>He refused to go on anything.

00:58:55.020 --> 00:58:56.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, definitely not.

00:58:56.760 --> 00:58:57.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That was my assistant

00:58:57.820 --> 00:58:58.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Arthur,

00:58:58.760 --> 00:58:59.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>his name was Arthur.

00:59:00.180 --> 00:59:01.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And we were trying to,

00:59:01.500 --> 00:59:02.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>we were hoping to have a,

00:59:02.760 --> 00:59:05.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>his

00:59:05.540 --> 00:59:06.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>mother could see him on TV.

00:59:07.440 --> 00:59:09.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You know, it was a WOR,

00:59:09.880 --> 00:59:11.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>a universal television

00:59:11.920 --> 00:59:12.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>station.

00:59:13.040 --> 00:59:17.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And it was my wife's first night out after giving birth.

00:59:17.760 --> 00:59:18.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So we thought, oh

00:59:18.560 --> 00:59:19.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>this will be fun.

00:59:19.880 --> 00:59:23.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You know, they sent a car for us. And, oh, we're in a limousine.

00:59:23.060 --> 00:59:26.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>look at us and then you tell the rest of it.

00:59:27.590 --> 00:59:27.740
<v Zack Beins>Well,

00:59:27.980 --> 00:59:32.380
<v Zack Beins>they show a clip from Troma's war and it seemed like

00:59:32.520 --> 00:59:37.500
<v Zack Beins>everybody was excited to see you guys and then until he showed the clip and

00:59:37.540 --> 00:59:39.680
<v Zack Beins>then Morton Downey Jr.

00:59:40.020 --> 00:59:42.920
<v Zack Beins>got the crowd whipped up into a frenzy where it you

00:59:42.920 --> 00:59:45.720
<v Zack Beins>know almost looked like that Geraldo clip where they're throwing the chairs

00:59:46.240 --> 00:59:48.360
<v Zack Beins>on the stage and they're trying to attack you guys.

00:59:49.310 --> 00:59:51.260
<v Zack Beins>Tell me more about just

00:59:51.260 --> 00:59:52.940
<v Zack Beins>that whole experience like?

00:59:53.080 --> 00:59:55.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, that was a setup that was pre-planned,

00:59:56.740 --> 00:59:57.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>except we didn't know about it.

00:59:57.780 --> 01:00:00.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was kind of like candid camera or pranks,

01:00:01.360 --> 01:00:03.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>where they prank, it was like a big prank.

01:00:03.540 --> 01:00:03.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Gotcha.

01:00:03.780 --> 01:00:05.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And we were in the green room

01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:08.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and we did hear the audience screaming and yelling.

01:00:09.340 --> 01:00:15.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And my guess is that Downey and the gang whipped him up

01:00:16.020 --> 01:00:18.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and because the way they choreographed it,

01:00:18.200 --> 01:00:19.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it was clearly fixed.

01:00:20.900 --> 01:00:24.740
<v Zack Beins>I was always wondering, because you saw people who look like Troma fans in the crowd with

01:00:24.780 --> 01:00:26.540
<v Zack Beins>like Toxic Avengers shirts or whatever.

01:00:26.720 --> 01:00:28.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, at the beginning they were,

01:00:28.300 --> 01:00:29.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>they loved Troma,

01:00:29.700 --> 01:00:31.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but they were told to,

01:00:32.020 --> 01:00:32.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I think,

01:00:33.300 --> 01:00:33.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>"Thank

01:00:33.860 --> 01:00:34.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you,

01:00:34.320 --> 01:00:36.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>thank you so much."

01:00:37.180 --> 01:00:40.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I just was given a huge bowl of caviar,

01:00:40.860 --> 01:00:41.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it's incredible.

01:00:42.080 --> 01:00:43.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Nothing, nothing but the best.

01:00:43.740 --> 01:00:44.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Vegan caviar,

01:00:44.680 --> 01:00:46.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>so no salmon were hurt in this.

01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:50.240
<v Zack Beins>I got to squeeze those turnips really hard.

01:00:50.340 --> 01:00:51.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, that's right.

01:00:51.540 --> 01:00:51.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Exactly.

01:00:52.100 --> 01:00:53.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But nothing but the best.

01:00:54.580 --> 01:00:55.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Anyway,

01:00:55.380 --> 01:00:57.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't know. What are we talking about?

01:00:57.140 --> 01:00:58.160
<v Zack Beins>Morton Downey Jr.

01:00:58.500 --> 01:00:58.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah.

01:00:58.800 --> 01:00:59.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Anyway, it was a setup.

01:01:00.020 --> 01:01:01.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So they got their cheap laugh,

01:01:02.250 --> 01:01:04.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>except that I they thought that

01:01:05.640 --> 01:01:10.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>he he suddenly he does a thing with a thumbs up.

01:01:10.370 --> 01:01:11.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Should we keep him?

01:01:12.530 --> 01:01:16.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh, yeah. He showed a little bit of Chalmers war raw footage,

01:01:16.450 --> 01:01:18.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and they picked a piece of film that

01:01:18.820 --> 01:01:22.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Absolutely nothing had a little bit of blood but other than that nothing.

01:01:23.160 --> 01:01:27.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, it was like a nothing five-second clip and then Downey

01:01:27.820 --> 01:01:31.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Says shall we keep them or shall we get rid of them?

01:01:31.100 --> 01:01:37.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And we're sitting on the stage with the audience down below us and my wife in the middle of the audience

01:01:37.500 --> 01:01:39.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>just having given birth and

01:01:39.920 --> 01:01:42.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and both Arthur and I

01:01:44.340 --> 01:01:46.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Looked at each other and

01:01:46.940 --> 01:01:54.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Down he puts his he's telling the audience with his thumb down what you know what to answer and they all say

01:01:56.420 --> 01:02:01.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And it was a Halloween thing that's how they got me to go on they said it was going to be a trauma

01:02:01.180 --> 01:02:01.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I'm a genius.

01:02:02.340 --> 01:02:04.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>This is gonna be a party at Roma Halloween party and

01:02:06.140 --> 01:02:08.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>The studio where they filmed in was in New Jersey,

01:02:08.480 --> 01:02:11.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and that's where Tromaville, New Jersey comes from

01:02:11.820 --> 01:02:15.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>so so they got us out there and under false pretenses,

01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:16.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but

01:02:16.540 --> 01:02:19.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Then my assistant and I

01:02:20.760 --> 01:02:26.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Unexpectedly to the TV people we refused to move because the people had

01:02:27.160 --> 01:02:29.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>they had masks on and fake guns and

01:02:30.720 --> 01:02:33.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know fake weapons and penises on their noses and

01:02:34.680 --> 01:02:37.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You know and my wife's in the middle of it

01:02:38.280 --> 01:02:43.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Arthur and I didn't want to go down the stage and to get out you had to walk through this audience

01:02:43.460 --> 01:02:49.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So we finally they called in security and beat us up a little bit and my shoulder got

01:02:49.580 --> 01:02:52.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>separated and my watch flew off and and

01:02:54.660 --> 01:02:56.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That that's one of those it's not fun

01:02:57.000 --> 01:03:00.840
<v Zack Beins>That's one of those tales that's in like kind of the Tromaville

01:03:01.060 --> 01:03:07.080
<v Zack Beins>Like like urban legends like like bigger than true another one that I've always been curious about

01:03:07.460 --> 01:03:12.000
<v Zack Beins>And there's always just been murmurs in the background is is that it

01:03:12.300 --> 01:03:15.580
<v Zack Beins>From your books and even just some just like sly,

01:03:16.090 --> 01:03:19.640
<v Zack Beins>you know off-the-cuff comments on different interviews that there's bad blood

01:03:19.820 --> 01:03:22.180
<v Zack Beins>Between you and like the filmmakers of street trash

01:03:23.620 --> 01:03:23.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>well,

01:03:24.160 --> 01:03:25.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I you know,

01:03:25.340 --> 01:03:25.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I I

01:03:27.799 --> 01:03:32.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Don't swear to this but I've been told and I thought so that

01:03:34.380 --> 01:03:38.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Whilst I was being dragged out kicking and screaming and that

01:03:39.100 --> 01:03:40.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Arthur was being dragged

01:03:40.940 --> 01:03:41.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>screening,

01:03:42.980 --> 01:03:45.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>some guy connected with Street Crash,

01:03:45.320 --> 01:03:50.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>not the professor who owns it,

01:03:50.820 --> 01:03:51.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but

01:03:52.579 --> 01:03:53.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I can't remember,

01:03:54.300 --> 01:03:55.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but he went up to the podium,

01:03:56.740 --> 01:03:59.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>"I'm not like them, I'm not like them, I'm

01:03:59.200 --> 01:04:02.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>a real New Jersey person," or something.

01:04:03.160 --> 01:04:05.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was something like that, but I don't recall.

01:04:05.700 --> 01:04:06.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Maybe it's on the video.

01:04:07.540 --> 01:04:09.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But I believe it, I may be wrong,

01:04:10.040 --> 01:04:12.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but I believe it was somebody from Street Trash.

01:04:12.840 --> 01:04:14.220
<v Zack Beins>Yeah, it's just always been out-

01:04:14.360 --> 01:04:15.880
<v Zack Beins>I think I wrote something in the book.

01:04:15.900 --> 01:04:16.080
<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

01:04:16.420 --> 01:04:18.740
<v Zack Beins>but you've only kind of alluded to it.

01:04:19.200 --> 01:04:23.040
<v Zack Beins>And it's just always been kind of the Troma fanboy,

01:04:23.280 --> 01:04:23.360
<v Zack Beins>like,

01:04:23.720 --> 01:04:26.680
<v Zack Beins>I hear Lloyd hates the filmmakers of Street Trash.

01:04:27.020 --> 01:04:30.680
<v Zack Beins>And nobody really knows the story there.

01:04:30.780 --> 01:04:34.140
<v Zack Beins>So I've asked around, it's like,

01:04:34.260 --> 01:04:36.660
<v Zack Beins>what do you wanna know from Lloyd

01:04:36.660 --> 01:04:39.400
<v Zack Beins>that you have never heard, and more than one person

01:04:39.480 --> 01:04:42.120
<v Zack Beins>was like, I wanna know if he actually hates the filmmakers

01:04:42.260 --> 01:04:43.680
<v Zack Beins>of Street Trash or hates the movie,

01:04:44.080 --> 01:04:46.660
<v Zack Beins>or if there was like bad blood that happened there.

01:04:47.140 --> 01:04:47.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No,

01:04:47.680 --> 01:04:47.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>no,

01:04:48.180 --> 01:04:50.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>not at all, just that whoever that guy was.

01:04:51.340 --> 01:04:53.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And he may not have even had anything to do

01:04:53.320 --> 01:04:56.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>with that movie that rhymes with Reed Trash.

01:04:56.660 --> 01:04:56.920
<v Zack Beins>Yes.

01:04:57.140 --> 01:04:59.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But the producer who owns the movie,

01:05:00.380 --> 01:05:01.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I've taught his class,

01:05:01.760 --> 01:05:02.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>a good guy.

01:05:02.660 --> 01:05:03.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And by the way,

01:05:04.660 --> 01:05:11.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Justin Martel and I imagine other Troma alums are producing the remake

01:05:11.560 --> 01:05:15.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>of Street Trash with a really good director.

01:05:15.450 --> 01:05:17.640
<v Zack Beins>I think they're shooting that as we're speaking.

01:05:17.870 --> 01:05:19.500
<v Zack Beins>Are they in pre-production of it?

01:05:20.040 --> 01:05:21.540
<v Zack Beins>They're in pre-production of it.

01:05:22.420 --> 01:05:27.420
<v Zack Beins>The Fried Berry director is doing the Street Trash remake.

01:05:28.880 --> 01:05:29.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>He's great.

01:05:30.200 --> 01:05:31.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>He's very good, right?

01:05:31.740 --> 01:05:31.840
<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

01:05:32.100 --> 01:05:32.240
<v Zack Beins>no,

01:05:32.480 --> 01:05:36.060
<v Zack Beins>it's just one of those full circle trauma things

01:05:36.120 --> 01:05:36.380
<v Zack Beins>like,

01:05:36.600 --> 01:05:38.520
<v Zack Beins>oh, that's interesting to know

01:05:38.680 --> 01:05:40.900
<v Zack Beins>like there was something there

01:05:42.380 --> 01:05:44.880
<v Zack Beins>and just always curious about that.

01:05:44.900 --> 01:05:45.220
<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

01:05:45.500 --> 01:05:46.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yeah, that is interesting.

01:05:47.140 --> 01:05:49.680
<v Zack Beins>And another thing I was always curious about,

01:05:49.760 --> 01:05:50.620
<v Zack Beins>so there were-

01:05:50.640 --> 01:05:53.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>The Kruger grocery store is very good,

01:05:53.480 --> 01:05:54.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>grocery store,

01:05:54.380 --> 01:05:56.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>great director, great grocery stores.

01:05:57.360 --> 01:05:59.360
<v Zack Beins>Yeah, sometimes it pops up in your dreams.

01:06:00.119 --> 01:06:00.680
<v Zack Beins>Exactly.

01:06:00.980 --> 01:06:01.520
<v Zack Beins>(laughing)

01:06:02.880 --> 01:06:04.920
<v Zack Beins>Another thing I always kind of wondered about,

01:06:06.160 --> 01:06:08.060
<v Zack Beins>just kind of jumping around a little bit more,

01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:10.120
<v Zack Beins>so after Kabuki Man,

01:06:10.960 --> 01:06:14.240
<v Zack Beins>there was a gap in between Kabuki Man

01:06:14.420 --> 01:06:17.440
<v Zack Beins>and Tromeo and Juliet, and that's kind of around the time

01:06:17.520 --> 01:06:18.740
<v Zack Beins>Troma Team Video started,

01:06:19.400 --> 01:06:20.800
<v Zack Beins>and there's not a lot

01:06:21.340 --> 01:06:25.240
<v Zack Beins>of just information out there on what you and Michael were,

01:06:26.220 --> 01:06:30.160
<v Zack Beins>why you chose to set up your own distribution label

01:06:30.160 --> 01:06:32.400
<v Zack Beins>like Troma Team Video, 'cause before you'd go through like,

01:06:32.920 --> 01:06:33.160
<v Zack Beins>you know,

01:06:33.320 --> 01:06:34.980
<v Zack Beins>media or Warner Brothers

01:06:34.980 --> 01:06:37.200
<v Zack Beins>or other companies like that to put the movies out.

01:06:40.940 --> 01:06:43.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Sorry, I just had to wet my whistle as we say.

01:06:43.800 --> 01:06:45.540
<v Zack Beins>The altitude here in Colorado,

01:06:45.760 --> 01:06:46.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it's all dried out.

01:06:46.660 --> 01:06:47.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's it,

01:06:47.240 --> 01:06:47.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yep,

01:06:47.780 --> 01:06:47.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yep,

01:06:48.260 --> 01:06:48.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yep.

01:06:48.820 --> 01:06:52.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I'll never forget Jeffrey Lyons, one of our great critics,

01:06:53.280 --> 01:06:56.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>curated the film festival in,

01:06:57.960 --> 01:06:58.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>oh crap,

01:06:58.960 --> 01:06:59.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Breckenridge Film Festival.

01:07:00.440 --> 01:07:03.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Jeffrey had Pat and me come out

01:07:03.300 --> 01:07:05.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and he showed some Troma movies.

01:07:05.620 --> 01:07:07.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And it was great, but oh my god,

01:07:07.560 --> 01:07:10.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I didn't realize that you get drunk out here.

01:07:11.000 --> 01:07:12.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You gotta take a piss. - Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:16.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh, I'll never forget that hangover.

01:07:17.460 --> 01:07:20.839
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, you're right, that's why I guess I'm a little bit-

01:07:21.840 --> 01:07:22.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>A little parched?

01:07:22.860 --> 01:07:23.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Parched, yes,

01:07:23.900 --> 01:07:24.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>exactly.

01:07:24.760 --> 01:07:25.940
<v Zack Beins>Oh, what the whistle.

01:07:28.720 --> 01:07:29.480
<v Zack Beins>But anyways,

01:07:29.720 --> 01:07:31.540
<v Zack Beins>back to-

01:07:31.540 --> 01:07:31.860
<v Zack Beins>Nature.

01:07:32.260 --> 01:07:35.180
<v Zack Beins>Yeah, what made you guys wanna start

01:07:35.300 --> 01:07:37.260
<v Zack Beins>the Troma Team video label as opposed

01:07:37.400 --> 01:07:38.820
<v Zack Beins>to finding other distributors?

01:07:39.160 --> 01:07:41.120
<v Zack Beins>Or was that more of a necessity thing

01:07:41.120 --> 01:07:42.140
<v Zack Beins>to keep the doors open?

01:07:42.380 --> 01:07:46.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I think we were getting big advances,

01:07:47.300 --> 01:07:58.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but then the majors started to rise with Blockbuster

01:07:58.700 --> 01:07:59.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>pop stores,

01:08:00.540 --> 01:08:05.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>which then pushed out a lot of Vestron and Media Home Entertainment,

01:08:05.400 --> 01:08:05.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>who

01:08:05.640 --> 01:08:09.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>were the big distributors for the independents,

01:08:09.700 --> 01:08:13.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but couldn't compete with the James Bond

01:08:13.080 --> 01:08:15.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>or whatever was coming out through the majors.

01:08:17.220 --> 01:08:19.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And then Blockbuster put out a business.

01:08:19.759 --> 01:08:23.359
<v Lloyd Kaufman>They basically put the little guys and gals,

01:08:23.920 --> 01:08:25.839
<v Lloyd Kaufman>put them out of business.

01:08:26.900 --> 01:08:32.120
<v Zack Beins>One of the things I always liked in the Troma Team videos was the Tromaville cafes or the

01:08:32.200 --> 01:08:38.420
<v Zack Beins>wraparounds which I liked the movies that you guys were doing but one of the things

01:08:38.460 --> 01:08:44.580
<v Zack Beins>that kept me coming back for more was seeing you and Kabuki Man talking about a film or

01:08:44.620 --> 01:08:50.560
<v Zack Beins>Michael Hirs and you talking about something or even just a skit with the stars of the

01:08:50.620 --> 01:08:56.880
<v Zack Beins>next movie and it made everybody feel like they were part of the Troma Team and part

01:08:56.880 --> 01:08:57.720
<v Zack Beins>of the Troma project,

01:08:57.960 --> 01:08:59.359
<v Zack Beins>like we're getting this sneak peek

01:08:59.420 --> 01:09:02.080
<v Zack Beins>and you guys are doing little sketches for us.

01:09:02.080 --> 01:09:04.400
<v Zack Beins>Can you talk about filming like Tromaville Cafe

01:09:04.529 --> 01:09:05.819
<v Zack Beins>or some of those wraparounds?

01:09:06.600 --> 01:09:06.839
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well,

01:09:07.000 --> 01:09:07.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I,

01:09:07.500 --> 01:09:10.339
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it's been a while.

01:09:10.720 --> 01:09:10.839
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah.

01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:16.319
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But I think we've always felt that we must bring our fans

01:09:16.400 --> 01:09:18.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>into the family,

01:09:18.779 --> 01:09:21.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that without our fans we're nothing.

01:09:21.640 --> 01:09:25.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And even when there was only 35 millimeter,

01:09:25.759 --> 01:09:29.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We sent the stars of Squeeze Play down to Norfolk,

01:09:29.440 --> 01:09:29.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Virginia.

01:09:30.120 --> 01:09:31.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That was the American premiere.

01:09:31.759 --> 01:09:33.799
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was one weekend.

01:09:34.720 --> 01:09:38.799
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But we sent them down there and put them in Motel 6s

01:09:38.799 --> 01:09:39.279
<v Lloyd Kaufman>or whatever,

01:09:40.359 --> 01:09:42.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>probably lots of people in a room.

01:09:42.160 --> 01:09:43.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, no, I think they had their own room.

01:09:44.319 --> 01:09:44.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>At any rate,

01:09:45.259 --> 01:09:47.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it was unusual for Norfolk to have the,

01:09:49.560 --> 01:09:50.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and it did great.

01:09:50.720 --> 01:09:53.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And it was a huge hit.

01:09:53.160 --> 01:09:54.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>There was a sneak preview.

01:09:54.540 --> 01:09:59.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But then AMC wanted to play it everywhere.

01:10:00.060 --> 01:10:01.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That one sneak preview.

01:10:02.800 --> 01:10:03.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's awesome.

01:10:03.740 --> 01:10:04.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And then-

01:10:04.960 --> 01:10:07.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But the idea was to be interactive with our fans.

01:10:07.760 --> 01:10:10.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And we really have done that from the very beginning.

01:10:10.860 --> 01:10:11.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Really,

01:10:11.660 --> 01:10:13.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>no matter what the medium was,

01:10:13.140 --> 01:10:15.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it was really thanks to our fans.

01:10:16.320 --> 01:10:16.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, you.

01:10:17.060 --> 01:10:17.280
<v Zack Beins>Yeah.

01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:18.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You for sure.

01:10:18.840 --> 01:10:19.220
<v Zack Beins>I mean,

01:10:19.780 --> 01:10:23.260
<v Zack Beins>I've even had the opportunity

01:10:23.260 --> 01:10:31.340
<v Zack Beins>be in some of those DVD intros that really helped me discover more Troma movies or even

01:10:31.420 --> 01:10:35.300
<v Zack Beins>attached to it, even if I like the special features you guys are doing more than the

01:10:35.380 --> 01:10:38.540
<v Zack Beins>film or it just helped me learn a little more.

01:10:39.920 --> 01:10:41.280
<v Zack Beins>I want to know though,

01:10:42.140 --> 01:10:47.080
<v Zack Beins>do you have any stories of filming Tromaville Cafe with the early

01:10:47.060 --> 01:10:51.960
<v Zack Beins>Tromets because it has such a 90s feel and look,

01:10:52.360 --> 01:10:53.860
<v Zack Beins>which is obviously when it was made,

01:10:54.000 --> 01:10:59.880
<v Zack Beins>but the humor in it is something special that you don't really see too much else in Troma

01:10:59.960 --> 01:11:02.260
<v Zack Beins>movies or other medium.

01:11:05.000 --> 01:11:05.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Honestly,

01:11:05.400 --> 01:11:06.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it's all a blur.

01:11:06.200 --> 01:11:07.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>When was Tromaville Cafe?

01:11:08.120 --> 01:11:10.560
<v Zack Beins>That was probably around the mid-90s,

01:11:10.720 --> 01:11:13.820
<v Zack Beins>like right around a little bit after the inception

01:11:13.820 --> 01:11:15.600
<v Zack Beins>of a trauma team video?

01:11:17.540 --> 01:11:18.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Jeez,

01:11:18.320 --> 01:11:18.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>well,

01:11:19.480 --> 01:11:22.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>my hunch is that if it was really funny,

01:11:22.560 --> 01:11:25.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that James Gunn had something to do with it because-

01:11:25.240 --> 01:11:28.460
<v Zack Beins>I think some of those are a little bit before his time.

01:11:29.300 --> 01:11:31.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh, before James Gunn, now let's think.

01:11:32.720 --> 01:11:33.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Because Gabe Friedman,

01:11:35.080 --> 01:11:35.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>well,

01:11:35.480 --> 01:11:36.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>James Gunn,

01:11:36.340 --> 01:11:37.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Gabe Friedman,

01:11:38.020 --> 01:11:39.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>responsible for great stuff,

01:11:41.620 --> 01:11:42.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Funny, you know,

01:11:42.420 --> 01:11:43.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>funny short stuff.

01:11:44.240 --> 01:11:45.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I wonder who,

01:11:45.540 --> 01:11:46.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Tomb of the Cafe,

01:11:47.240 --> 01:11:49.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I just can't remember, I don't know.

01:11:49.360 --> 01:11:49.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

01:11:49.740 --> 01:11:51.740
<v Zack Beins>no worries, it's just one of those things

01:11:51.800 --> 01:11:53.480
<v Zack Beins>that I've always-- - I'm glad you enjoyed it,

01:11:53.560 --> 01:11:54.020
<v Zack Beins>that's great.

01:11:54.200 --> 01:11:55.220
<v Zack Beins>They're just so funny

01:11:55.460 --> 01:12:01.360
<v Zack Beins>and seeing like Debbie Rashawn interact with Kabuki Man

01:12:01.460 --> 01:12:04.220
<v Zack Beins>and just Action Come News Reporter

01:12:04.460 --> 01:12:07.960
<v Zack Beins>and seeing everybody just being so giddy

01:12:07.960 --> 01:12:11.600
<v Zack Beins>and excited to talk about screenplay

01:12:11.600 --> 01:12:19.180
<v Zack Beins>It was just one of the things that made Troma stand out to impressionable high school Zach

01:12:19.280 --> 01:12:19.700
<v Zack Beins>Bynes.

01:12:20.620 --> 01:12:22.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, that's really great to hear, let me tell you.

01:12:23.420 --> 01:12:24.900
<v Zack Beins>With all of the movies,

01:12:25.080 --> 01:12:30.680
<v Zack Beins>was there any movie posters that you liked that stuck out, where

01:12:30.680 --> 01:12:34.100
<v Zack Beins>you're like, "This is one of the coolest movie posters we have"?

01:12:34.180 --> 01:12:35.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's a good question.

01:12:36.040 --> 01:12:38.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I did love the Scream play,

01:12:38.700 --> 01:12:40.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>since you mentioned Scream play.

01:12:40.640 --> 01:12:41.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I love that film.

01:12:41.720 --> 01:12:42.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's so good.

01:12:42.920 --> 01:12:43.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

01:12:43.240 --> 01:12:43.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it's amazing,

01:12:43.940 --> 01:12:45.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yet we couldn't give it away.

01:12:45.760 --> 01:12:47.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was in black and white, you know,

01:12:47.900 --> 01:12:50.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and when it came out, it was not,

01:12:50.800 --> 01:12:52.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>we had 35 millimeter prints.

01:12:53.380 --> 01:12:55.300
<v Zack Beins>I did an episode on that one.

01:12:55.300 --> 01:12:57.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Now I think screenplay would be great,

01:12:57.540 --> 01:12:58.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but the idiots don't wanna,

01:12:59.140 --> 01:13:00.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>well maybe it is on,

01:13:00.540 --> 01:13:03.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't know what's going on with our streaming,

01:13:03.220 --> 01:13:03.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but I think-

01:13:03.460 --> 01:13:04.500
<v Zack Beins>It is on Troma now.

01:13:04.660 --> 01:13:05.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, I meant not those idiots,

01:13:05.920 --> 01:13:08.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I meant the ones on Amazon and,

01:13:08.940 --> 01:13:09.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>no, they are not,

01:13:09.480 --> 01:13:11.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>The people running Troma now are doing a great job.

01:13:11.960 --> 01:13:13.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And thank you very much.

01:13:14.320 --> 01:13:15.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No question about it.

01:13:16.040 --> 01:13:19.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, the other things.

01:13:19.380 --> 01:13:22.080
<v Zack Beins>Oh, just like Paramount or, you know, the big-

01:13:22.320 --> 01:13:22.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

01:13:22.840 --> 01:13:24.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>screenplay may well be on some of those,

01:13:25.500 --> 01:13:28.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but when it came out, nobody would touch black and white.

01:13:28.820 --> 01:13:29.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Nothing.

01:13:29.240 --> 01:13:30.340
<v Zack Beins>And it's-- - Nothing.

01:13:30.900 --> 01:13:32.240
<v Zack Beins>That movie is so cool because-

01:13:32.240 --> 01:13:32.900
<v Zack Beins>It's amazing.

01:13:33.100 --> 01:13:35.700
<v Zack Beins>It's like a weird noir,

01:13:35.920 --> 01:13:37.000
<v Zack Beins>like the Cabinet of Dr.

01:13:37.160 --> 01:13:37.600
<v Zack Beins>Calgary,

01:13:37.780 --> 01:13:38.980
<v Zack Beins>if it was a noir movie.

01:13:39.320 --> 01:13:42.260
<v Zack Beins>It's so cool and it's just like the story

01:13:42.300 --> 01:13:43.180
<v Zack Beins>of making a movie.

01:13:43.700 --> 01:13:44.980
<v Zack Beins>It's George Cukor.

01:13:45.040 --> 01:13:45.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes,

01:13:45.600 --> 01:13:45.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>exactly.

01:13:47.420 --> 01:13:51.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So it's a historic and Rufus Sater,

01:13:52.680 --> 01:13:55.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Sater liked the Passover meal.

01:13:56.260 --> 01:13:57.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, Sater,

01:13:57.460 --> 01:13:58.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>what do you think of that?

01:13:58.760 --> 01:13:59.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>At any rate,

01:13:59.820 --> 01:14:02.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yeah, you cannot have Rufus and milk

01:14:02.780 --> 01:14:03.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>in the same room,

01:14:03.920 --> 01:14:04.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>very important.

01:14:05.920 --> 01:14:06.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Anyway,

01:14:06.420 --> 01:14:10.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>he has become a very important mosaic artist

01:14:11.340 --> 01:14:14.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and a number of airports have his art

01:14:15.360 --> 01:14:19.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>in the floors and on the walls and mosaic.

01:14:19.760 --> 01:14:21.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So he's a good spirit.

01:14:22.060 --> 01:14:23.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I haven't seen him for a number of years,

01:14:23.980 --> 01:14:25.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but he was a very good spirit.

01:14:25.260 --> 01:14:27.360
<v Zack Beins>I would love for him to make another movie,

01:14:27.580 --> 01:14:30.060
<v Zack Beins>but his artwork is crazy.

01:14:30.540 --> 01:14:32.620
<v Zack Beins>And he's invented mediums,

01:14:32.920 --> 01:14:33.820
<v Zack Beins>which is,

01:14:34.300 --> 01:14:35.260
<v Zack Beins>that's just mind boggling.

01:14:35.480 --> 01:14:37.420
<v Zack Beins>you could still be inventing forms of art

01:14:37.460 --> 01:14:38.320
<v Zack Beins>and he's doing it,

01:14:38.940 --> 01:14:39.080
<v Zack Beins>so.

01:14:39.600 --> 01:14:41.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, well also his movie, he did all the,

01:14:42.500 --> 01:14:44.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>this is before CGI and all that,

01:14:44.740 --> 01:14:45.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and he did,

01:14:45.640 --> 01:14:47.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Rufus Sater did all the,

01:14:47.780 --> 01:14:50.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>if I remember correctly, did all the opticals.

01:14:50.640 --> 01:14:52.880
<v Zack Beins>Yeah, there's crazy opticals and rear projection

01:14:53.080 --> 01:14:56.960
<v Zack Beins>and it's one of the more FX heavy trauma movies

01:14:57.040 --> 01:14:59.620
<v Zack Beins>that's out there and because it's black and white,

01:14:59.640 --> 01:15:02.520
<v Zack Beins>I don't know if people have given it the-

01:15:02.580 --> 01:15:03.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, that was the curse.

01:15:04.080 --> 01:15:10.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Unfortunately in its day the black and white just wouldn't nobody and there was we did

01:15:11.080 --> 01:15:12.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We did the VHS,

01:15:12.500 --> 01:15:17.040
<v Zack Beins>but it didn't work and I like the tagline the special D colorized version.

01:15:17.300 --> 01:15:17.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes

01:15:19.360 --> 01:15:20.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We tried everything

01:15:21.580 --> 01:15:24.620
<v Zack Beins>But can you see beautiful movie and it's really funny.

01:15:25.080 --> 01:15:25.400
<v Zack Beins>Yeah

01:15:26.180 --> 01:15:32.300
<v Zack Beins>Can you talk more about some of the movie posters though that that were like your favorites that came through?

01:15:32.320 --> 01:15:36.180
<v Zack Beins>I know like like Trisha Zemmick did a lot of like just beautiful artwork

01:15:36.280 --> 01:15:40.960
<v Zack Beins>But like like if you had to pick a few of your favorite posters not movies

01:15:40.960 --> 01:15:44.060
<v Zack Beins>But just posters that that have been on your stuff

01:15:45.440 --> 01:15:45.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>well

01:15:46.540 --> 01:15:51.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>In in the fullness of time certainly the iconic toxic Avenger

01:15:53.100 --> 01:15:55.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Cartoony poster by Sid Blaise

01:15:56.020 --> 01:16:00.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's wonderful simple and but at the time when he made it

01:16:00.600 --> 01:16:04.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>In fact, even before he made it we had another poster

01:16:05.760 --> 01:16:07.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Where you don't see Toxie's face,

01:16:08.020 --> 01:16:09.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>which is great. I love that one, too

01:16:10.140 --> 01:16:13.100
<v Zack Beins>But that one where like kind of the Sun is behind. That's right.

01:16:13.260 --> 01:16:17.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, he's a Toxie silhouetted and it's got a great style to it

01:16:17.640 --> 01:16:18.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but the

01:16:19.240 --> 01:16:24.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Didn't you know we were hoping that people would want to know what does he look like Toxie the mistake?

01:16:25.100 --> 01:16:27.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But you know, we since we don't advertise

01:16:28.080 --> 01:16:34.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was it was better to show Toxie's face and Sid Blaise did this wonderful very very

01:16:36.019 --> 01:16:39.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>penetrating image that is with the mop and and

01:16:41.480 --> 01:16:43.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's iconic now

01:16:44.160 --> 01:16:49.460
<v Zack Beins>It's such like when you see somebody with the mop like it's right away

01:16:49.520 --> 01:16:55.099
<v Zack Beins>It's so iconic like I think a Toxie but that could just be me but no you're right. It's right

01:16:54.920 --> 01:16:59.440
<v Zack Beins>It's like kind of built into the American DNA at this point like that.

01:16:59.640 --> 01:17:00.040
<v Zack Beins>Yeah.

01:17:00.720 --> 01:17:02.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah the phrase you mop

01:17:03.040 --> 01:17:04.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's become very popular

01:17:06.440 --> 01:17:11.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>President Bush just I mean President Biden just said that

01:17:12.480 --> 01:17:14.420
<v Zack Beins>He's a big trauma fan from what I understand.

01:17:14.760 --> 01:17:15.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes.

01:17:15.200 --> 01:17:17.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>He is. He likes rabid grannies

01:17:17.620 --> 01:17:23.500
<v Zack Beins>I I seem to seem to remember that beware children at play. He would show to his sons before bedtime.

01:17:23.880 --> 01:17:24.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's right

01:17:24.280 --> 01:17:24.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes,

01:17:25.200 --> 01:17:25.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>exactly.

01:17:26.200 --> 01:17:28.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Was it Gringo?

01:17:30.900 --> 01:17:32.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh, Story of a Junkie.

01:17:32.440 --> 01:17:34.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, I think he and Hunter used to watch that.

01:17:35.240 --> 01:17:36.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>They used to bond together,

01:17:37.000 --> 01:17:37.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>father and son.

01:17:37.880 --> 01:17:39.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>They would watch it in the Chelsea Hotel together.

01:17:39.960 --> 01:17:40.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Story.

01:17:41.580 --> 01:17:42.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's it, could well be.

01:17:44.120 --> 01:17:44.600
<v Zack Beins>So,

01:17:45.480 --> 01:17:46.580
<v Zack Beins>you've been,

01:17:46.800 --> 01:17:50.340
<v Zack Beins>you know, you have tons of fans and stuff around the world,

01:17:50.340 --> 01:17:57.780
<v Zack Beins>And one of the things about trauma fans that I've seen there's some really rabid ones that have tattoos of the toxic

01:17:57.980 --> 01:18:03.300
<v Zack Beins>Avenger or you kid you remember the first time you saw a trauma tattoo

01:18:03.300 --> 01:18:08.100
<v Zack Beins>And what what did that feel like like that's got to be weird, right? I don't remember

01:18:09.080 --> 01:18:13.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But I can tell you that I probably had to change my underwear. Let's put it that way

01:18:13.360 --> 01:18:13.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's good.

01:18:14.280 --> 01:18:16.179
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's a big deal that somebody would

01:18:17.260 --> 01:18:22.560
<v Zack Beins>It's it's probably a lot more common to see trauma and toxic tattoos now

01:18:22.740 --> 01:18:25.700
<v Zack Beins>But but I can only imagine like the first yeah

01:18:26.280 --> 01:18:31.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well my mind you said it and then occasionally this my face on people's

01:18:32.560 --> 01:18:34.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Inner thighs, you know that kind of thing

01:18:35.840 --> 01:18:37.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I think about that your face

01:18:39.580 --> 01:18:40.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes,

01:18:40.460 --> 01:18:42.300
<v Zack Beins>exactly not always tattooed oh

01:18:43.500 --> 01:18:45.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's another podcast.

01:18:45.460 --> 01:18:47.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's my university days.

01:18:48.750 --> 01:18:48.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>(laughing)

01:18:48.900 --> 01:18:49.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>My salad years.

01:18:51.720 --> 01:18:52.720
<v Zack Beins>The salad tossing days.

01:18:52.720 --> 01:18:54.000
<v Zack Beins>The tossing salad years.

01:18:54.930 --> 01:18:55.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>(laughing)

01:18:57.300 --> 01:19:00.140
<v Zack Beins>One thing I like in your career

01:19:00.290 --> 01:19:01.500
<v Zack Beins>is that there's definite,

01:19:02.840 --> 01:19:05.540
<v Zack Beins>like here is this era, the sexy comedy era,

01:19:05.720 --> 01:19:07.760
<v Zack Beins>or as people refer to, you know,

01:19:07.960 --> 01:19:09.740
<v Zack Beins>like the toxic avenger through Kabuki Man,

01:19:09.800 --> 01:19:10.720
<v Zack Beins>like the golden era.

01:19:11.200 --> 01:19:15.900
<v Zack Beins>and then the new era where it starts with Tromeo

01:19:15.900 --> 01:19:16.840
<v Zack Beins>and Poultry Geist,

01:19:17.540 --> 01:19:19.360
<v Zack Beins>was there a conscious effort

01:19:19.520 --> 01:19:23.420
<v Zack Beins>to kind of go more shocking from Kabuki Man,

01:19:23.560 --> 01:19:28.440
<v Zack Beins>which is a more friendly movie than Tromeo,

01:19:28.440 --> 01:19:31.280
<v Zack Beins>and they kind of become more offensive

01:19:31.410 --> 01:19:33.700
<v Zack Beins>as they go on to some viewers.

01:19:33.900 --> 01:19:35.020
<v Zack Beins>Was that a conscious effort,

01:19:35.120 --> 01:19:38.160
<v Zack Beins>or is that just kind of the evolution that was natural?

01:19:38.480 --> 01:19:40.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>good thing you tacked on to some viewers.

01:19:41.700 --> 01:19:42.960
<v Zack Beins>I don't think they're offensive.

01:19:45.160 --> 01:19:47.080
<v Zack Beins>I was waiting for that, believe you me.

01:19:48.080 --> 01:19:50.440
<v Zack Beins>'Cause I show the movies to friends

01:19:50.980 --> 01:19:51.340
<v Zack Beins>and it's,

01:19:51.700 --> 01:19:54.160
<v Zack Beins>you know, this is what it is.

01:19:54.220 --> 01:19:55.660
<v Zack Beins>It's a work of art, but they're like,

01:19:55.720 --> 01:19:57.520
<v Zack Beins>oh my goodness, you know, the Pearl Pluchet.

01:19:57.760 --> 01:19:59.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You have to tell a lot of people,

01:19:59.560 --> 01:20:01.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know, they don't get it, but they're gonna do.

01:20:01.720 --> 01:20:04.580
<v Zack Beins>And we officially first met on Poultry Geist.

01:20:04.940 --> 01:20:05.480
<v Zack Beins>Yes we did.

01:20:05.840 --> 01:20:12.920
<v Zack Beins>So my first few weeks there I was scrubbing the McDonald's, just keeping it clean.

01:20:14.700 --> 01:20:20.360
<v Zack Beins>And I remember one day you came to the church before I met you and I did not have a job

01:20:20.420 --> 01:20:21.200
<v Zack Beins>that I was working on.

01:20:21.200 --> 01:20:22.440
<v Zack Beins>They were like, "Do you want to meet Lloyd?"

01:20:22.440 --> 01:20:26.000
<v Zack Beins>I was like, "I don't want Lloyd to see me not working the first time."

01:20:26.000 --> 01:20:26.140
<v Zack Beins>Like,

01:20:26.660 --> 01:20:26.760
<v Zack Beins>"Mr.

01:20:27.000 --> 01:20:27.360
<v Zack Beins>Kaufman,

01:20:27.660 --> 01:20:29.240
<v Zack Beins>I really like the Toxic Avenger.

01:20:29.400 --> 01:20:31.540
<v Zack Beins>Thank you for letting me work on your film."

01:20:31.540 --> 01:20:35.820
<v Zack Beins>So the first time I met you was inside of the chicken bunker and you came up to me and

01:20:35.920 --> 01:20:38.220
<v Zack Beins>you were like, "You went to Columbine, right?"

01:20:38.380 --> 01:20:42.120
<v Zack Beins>And we just kind of hit it off right off the bat where you and Gabe...

01:20:42.120 --> 01:20:44.080
<v Zack Beins>To Columbine, I couldn't possibly have said that.

01:20:44.140 --> 01:20:44.500
<v Zack Beins>No,

01:20:44.680 --> 01:20:45.580
<v Zack Beins>no, I don't think so.

01:20:45.580 --> 01:20:45.640
<v Zack Beins>No bad taste.

01:20:46.180 --> 01:20:47.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That was Gabe Friedman, he said that.

01:20:48.080 --> 01:20:51.040
<v Zack Beins>But you trusted me and Richard.

01:20:51.040 --> 01:20:52.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That was Richard Taylor, he said that.

01:20:52.880 --> 01:20:53.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, it must have been.

01:20:54.920 --> 01:20:55.980
<v Zack Beins>The fog of time.

01:20:56.540 --> 01:20:56.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Exactly.

01:20:56.960 --> 01:20:57.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It clouds things over.

01:20:57.600 --> 01:20:59.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I was getting you to the prayer meetings.

01:21:00.020 --> 01:21:01.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We had 7am prayer meetings,

01:21:01.700 --> 01:21:02.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>don't you remember?

01:21:02.460 --> 01:21:04.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And you and Richard, I tried to get you to come.

01:21:05.080 --> 01:21:08.060
<v Zack Beins>It was 6am rap, 7am prayer meetings.

01:21:08.070 --> 01:21:08.900
<v Zack Beins>Yeah, you went to,

01:21:09.300 --> 01:21:11.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>couldn't get you to do it.

01:21:11.620 --> 01:21:11.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Anyway,

01:21:12.000 --> 01:21:12.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>go on.

01:21:12.340 --> 01:21:13.200
<v Zack Beins>But you,

01:21:13.900 --> 01:21:16.300
<v Zack Beins>but just from that brief interaction,

01:21:16.440 --> 01:21:17.520
<v Zack Beins>and you remembered the,

01:21:18.040 --> 01:21:18.640
<v Zack Beins>like me and Richard

01:21:18.720 --> 01:21:20.760
<v Zack Beins>made a short film for the Toxic Avenger

01:21:20.900 --> 01:21:23.980
<v Zack Beins>21st Anniversary DVD, and you and Gabe remembered that.

01:21:24.420 --> 01:21:27.460
<v Zack Beins>And you trusted us with doing the blood on that film,

01:21:27.660 --> 01:21:30.440
<v Zack Beins>which little did we know when we were like,

01:21:30.520 --> 01:21:32.540
<v Zack Beins>of course we'll make the blood for this movie,

01:21:32.880 --> 01:21:34.920
<v Zack Beins>that that was gonna be a whole nother-

01:21:35.180 --> 01:21:39.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>20 hours a day of mixing various types of blood too,

01:21:39.320 --> 01:21:45.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>because you can't just go with the sugar.

01:21:46.740 --> 01:21:48.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, you can't always do corn syrup.

01:21:48.200 --> 01:21:49.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Sometimes it's gotta-

01:21:49.100 --> 01:21:51.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It clogs up the surgical tubing.

01:21:51.100 --> 01:21:53.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Higher extinguishers and yeah.

01:21:53.380 --> 01:21:55.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, not that so much, but the tubing,

01:21:55.520 --> 01:21:56.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it really clogs up.

01:21:57.440 --> 01:22:00.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, you're right the fire extinguishers. Yeah, otherwise,

01:22:00.320 --> 01:22:02.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that's why it looks like water when it comes out

01:22:02.180 --> 01:22:02.400
<v Zack Beins>Yeah

01:22:02.640 --> 01:22:06.880
<v Zack Beins>but like you had us all all learn on set Richard calls himself the

01:22:07.060 --> 01:22:10.360
<v Zack Beins>R2d2 of Tromaville because he was stuck inside that meat grinder

01:22:11.300 --> 01:22:14.500
<v Zack Beins>That's right. Like spinning that around and spraying blood out

01:22:15.600 --> 01:22:18.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, that meat grinder was quite a feat

01:22:18.050 --> 01:22:22.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I mean poultry guys is for the money it was again under half a million bucks.

01:22:23.320 --> 01:22:23.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's a

01:22:24.840 --> 01:22:29.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>300 chicken Indian zombies in the middle of the night and and

01:22:30.320 --> 01:22:31.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>singing and dancing and

01:22:32.600 --> 01:22:35.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>The whole thing we had a we lived in a church,

01:22:36.070 --> 01:22:38.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>which was where we shot the section.

01:22:38.560 --> 01:22:38.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah

01:22:39.180 --> 01:22:43.420
<v Zack Beins>So that was funny. We were allowed to shoot sex scenes inside of the church. That was okay

01:22:43.810 --> 01:22:48.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But also you had a lot of sex scenes inside that church for this lot of hookups in there

01:22:49.720 --> 01:22:56.460
<v Zack Beins>Inside of that church was very it was the natural pheromones permeating through everything

01:22:57.820 --> 01:22:58.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>mixed with a

01:22:59.600 --> 01:23:00.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>delightful

01:23:00.920 --> 01:23:01.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>politically correct

01:23:02.520 --> 01:23:03.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>sauce of swamp ass

01:23:04.740 --> 01:23:09.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>To make a perfect burrito the aroma new trouble exactly

01:23:11.780 --> 01:23:17.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But I was ironic because keep going you were saying we can the

01:23:18.280 --> 01:23:23.260
<v Zack Beins>Hamburger McDonald's place. Yeah, the McDonald's wouldn't let us shoot. No nudity.

01:23:23.500 --> 01:23:24.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No nudity there

01:23:24.880 --> 01:23:28.400
<v Zack Beins>That was not okay at the most Rob McDonald's in America.

01:23:28.580 --> 01:23:28.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

01:23:28.960 --> 01:23:30.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>where is that? And it was abandoned,

01:23:30.880 --> 01:23:31.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know

01:23:32.000 --> 01:23:36.800
<v Zack Beins>We had all the people coming up either looking for jobs or shooting at us.

01:23:36.980 --> 01:23:37.900
<v Zack Beins>That was horrible

01:23:39.300 --> 01:23:43.699
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and then the church is where we replicated part of the

01:23:44.560 --> 01:23:47.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>American chicken bunker and that's where the sex was.

01:23:47.940 --> 01:23:49.240
<v Zack Beins>Well, I think that's funny too.

01:23:49.680 --> 01:23:50.520
<v Zack Beins>Beautiful sex. We

01:23:51.160 --> 01:23:53.520
<v Zack Beins>We went out one of the few

01:23:54.340 --> 01:23:55.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was glorious.

01:23:56.060 --> 01:24:00.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was everybody close set with about 200 people on the set

01:24:02.040 --> 01:24:03.320
<v Zack Beins>I was not

01:24:03.820 --> 01:24:08.260
<v Zack Beins>Invited on that close that those were that that was the only days I was not not on there

01:24:08.340 --> 01:24:13.079
<v Zack Beins>But I will say my my sleeping bag was underneath some of the people on those

01:24:13.600 --> 01:24:15.120
<v Zack Beins>Nice lucky you

01:24:17.739 --> 01:24:23.880
<v Zack Beins>Scrape that off before I would I would have liked to be that sleepy man the black mold

01:24:23.940 --> 01:24:26.520
<v Zack Beins>Oh is envy it. I was envious of that black mold of that

01:24:28.640 --> 01:24:31.600
<v Zack Beins>But I've heard from other people who've worked on

01:24:32.400 --> 01:24:34.440
<v Zack Beins>some of the newer trauma films like

01:24:34.960 --> 01:24:41.219
<v Zack Beins>Return to Newcomb higher shit storm or even citizen toxi that poultry guys was probably one of the more grueling of all the shoots

01:24:42.280 --> 01:24:43.560
<v Zack Beins>From your perspective.

01:24:43.810 --> 01:24:49.020
<v Zack Beins>Would you agree with that or was some of was there a harder film that you shot?

01:24:50.640 --> 01:24:53.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well the documentary about the making of

01:24:54.520 --> 01:24:55.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>poultry guys is

01:24:56.659 --> 01:24:57.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>hilarious

01:24:58.500 --> 01:25:02.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but it's the unvarnished truth of how difficult it is to make a

01:25:03.360 --> 01:25:05.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>trauma movie and you see the

01:25:06.160 --> 01:25:08.719
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You see if right the camera guy almost got

01:25:09.160 --> 01:25:15.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>The director of photography got I don't know if he will you see yeah, he started a fistfight fistfight

01:25:16.760 --> 01:25:18.579
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and almost got his ass kicked and

01:25:19.420 --> 01:25:21.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>people fall in love and and

01:25:22.100 --> 01:25:28.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Proposed in the documentary and I mean there's everything going on in that and you see how difficult

01:25:29.400 --> 01:25:34.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Poultrygeist was to make and what a jerk I was in a large part of the event

01:25:36.120 --> 01:25:38.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>screaming at people and

01:25:38.480 --> 01:25:45.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And then in the middle of the night we chose to shoot the nighttime scene with 300 zombie Indian

01:25:46.740 --> 01:25:47.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>chickens

01:25:48.280 --> 01:25:55.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>The shortest night of the year so battling the clock and the DP insists that it's time for a cheeseburger

01:25:55.340 --> 01:25:56.240
<v Zack Beins>We need pizza.

01:25:56.840 --> 01:25:56.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No

01:25:58.920 --> 01:26:03.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, we had to be cheeseburger so we had to give him an hour whatever it was

01:26:04.800 --> 01:26:10.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Losing daylight and he's inside reading and he's the only one he's reading a newspaper with his feet

01:26:11.940 --> 01:26:12.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>legs crossed

01:26:14.420 --> 01:26:17.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And he was a good great guy just somehow in that movie

01:26:18.980 --> 01:26:19.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>he became the

01:26:20.920 --> 01:26:22.660
<v Zack Beins>Kind of the bad guy in the behind-the-scenes.

01:26:23.020 --> 01:26:23.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah.

01:26:23.440 --> 01:26:25.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, it's weird because

01:26:26.260 --> 01:26:27.820
<v Zack Beins>Have you have you talked to you?

01:26:28.320 --> 01:26:35.880
<v Zack Beins>Have you talked to Brendan Flynn after after that or do you know how he feels about how he showed up in that documentary?

01:26:36.420 --> 01:26:37.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I

01:26:37.180 --> 01:26:42.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Don't know. I don't recall. I don't know that he's been in touch since then.

01:26:43.080 --> 01:26:44.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I think he lives in Europe

01:26:45.560 --> 01:26:46.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Beautiful wife.

01:26:47.540 --> 01:26:53.400
<v Zack Beins>Okay, I believe he has a knockout one one thing that the documentary doesn't show

01:26:54.540 --> 01:26:56.699
<v Zack Beins>which took me aback and

01:26:57.160 --> 01:27:00.800
<v Zack Beins>Made me realize one thing I want to do how I run my sets

01:27:01.460 --> 01:27:04.540
<v Zack Beins>was at the end of the day no matter the arguments or

01:27:04.980 --> 01:27:11.840
<v Zack Beins>Like sometimes during shooting like you just might not like any of us might not like each other because we're at ends

01:27:12.040 --> 01:27:13.120
<v Zack Beins>artistically or whatever

01:27:13.300 --> 01:27:16.160
<v Zack Beins>but at the end of the day when we wrapped you went around to

01:27:16.840 --> 01:27:20.520
<v Zack Beins>every single person on set whether it was the the lead person or

01:27:21.180 --> 01:27:26.960
<v Zack Beins>Somebody who was driving to and from set and you personally thanked them and it wasn't a lip service

01:27:27.200 --> 01:27:29.000
<v Zack Beins>Like you could tell it was a deep heartfelt.

01:27:29.200 --> 01:27:30.060
<v Zack Beins>No, thank you

01:27:30.260 --> 01:27:34.840
<v Zack Beins>you said and that's something that none of the behind-the-scenes documentaries show and

01:27:35.720 --> 01:27:42.800
<v Zack Beins>That really really impressed me that that was something that you did and I I've taken that to heart

01:27:43.520 --> 01:27:46.539
<v Zack Beins>on everything I've ever done after that to

01:27:47.680 --> 01:27:51.840
<v Zack Beins>like it meant a lot on especially on some of those tough days on poultry guys like

01:27:52.360 --> 01:27:55.420
<v Zack Beins>We're arguing in in a shit-covered bathroom.

01:27:55.880 --> 01:27:56.020
<v Zack Beins>Oh

01:27:56.800 --> 01:27:57.060
<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

01:27:57.580 --> 01:28:02.920
<v Zack Beins>like that was probably the worst day for me on set was Joe Fikers Joe flyshakers shit day

01:28:03.200 --> 01:28:03.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

01:28:03.580 --> 01:28:05.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>the diarrhea exploding diarrhea.

01:28:05.760 --> 01:28:09.040
<v Zack Beins>It just nothing worked right and we were all angry with each other

01:28:09.160 --> 01:28:10.780
<v Zack Beins>But yeah, it was a tough day.

01:28:11.020 --> 01:28:12.960
<v Zack Beins>You still gave us a heartfelt.

01:28:13.200 --> 01:28:15.519
<v Zack Beins>Thank you. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I mean seriously

01:28:16.480 --> 01:28:17.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>People sleeping,

01:28:17.920 --> 01:28:20.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yeah, I mean it's not that long ago

01:28:20.640 --> 01:28:23.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I was doing that, you know, I'm practically doing it

01:28:23.580 --> 01:28:24.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>to this day,

01:28:24.740 --> 01:28:26.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>learning to shit in a paper bag, you know.

01:28:26.940 --> 01:28:27.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I mean it's,

01:28:28.520 --> 01:28:30.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I can feel it, it's in my blood,

01:28:30.260 --> 01:28:30.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know.

01:28:30.560 --> 01:28:36.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I'm still grabbing the bread from the free breakfast

01:28:36.760 --> 01:28:38.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>if I'm up early enough or whatever.

01:28:39.040 --> 01:28:41.259
<v Lloyd Kaufman>By the way, the breakfast here in the-

01:28:42.700 --> 01:28:43.880
<v Zack Beins>That's what I, I'm gonna sample some-

01:28:43.880 --> 01:28:45.280
<v Zack Beins>I don't wanna say the name of the hotel,

01:28:45.440 --> 01:28:47.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but apparently it's really great.

01:28:47.260 --> 01:28:47.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's what I hear.

01:28:48.060 --> 01:28:49.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Free omelets should come in.

01:28:50.220 --> 01:28:51.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's too early, that's the problem.

01:28:52.640 --> 01:28:53.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Very early.

01:28:53.720 --> 01:28:54.040
<v Zack Beins>Yeah.

01:28:54.560 --> 01:28:56.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Speaking of poultry guys with eggs.

01:28:57.500 --> 01:28:59.240
<v Zack Beins>That's exactly what I wanted to hear.

01:28:59.560 --> 01:28:59.660
<v Zack Beins>Exactly.

01:29:00.760 --> 01:29:01.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No yolk.

01:29:01.680 --> 01:29:01.940
<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

01:29:02.160 --> 01:29:03.200
<v Zack Beins>you're cracking me up.

01:29:04.220 --> 01:29:04.740
<v Zack Beins>(laughing)

01:29:04.800 --> 01:29:06.820
<v Zack Beins>We shall not do that again.

01:29:07.020 --> 01:29:08.600
<v Zack Beins>You are so shellfish.

01:29:09.200 --> 01:29:10.340
<v Zack Beins>You're very shellfish.

01:29:10.580 --> 01:29:11.160
<v Zack Beins>(laughing)

01:29:13.000 --> 01:29:13.220
<v Zack Beins>Well,

01:29:13.820 --> 01:29:17.260
<v Zack Beins>I wanna kinda jump a little more

01:29:17.320 --> 01:29:19.040
<v Zack Beins>to #ShakespeareShitstorm.

01:29:19.320 --> 01:29:19.600
<v Zack Beins>Okay,

01:29:20.260 --> 01:29:22.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but we may have to kind of wind this down

01:29:23.040 --> 01:29:24.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>because I'm getting weak,

01:29:25.520 --> 01:29:28.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but we could all go out and have a bite to eat if you want.

01:29:28.900 --> 01:29:32.000
<v Zack Beins>I think we'll wind this down after this,

01:29:32.060 --> 01:29:32.920
<v Zack Beins>but I do wanna-

01:29:33.100 --> 01:29:34.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We can do another session too.

01:29:34.700 --> 01:29:36.040
<v Zack Beins>Oh, we'll definitely have to.

01:29:36.120 --> 01:29:38.660
<v Zack Beins>I think this'll be the good kind of,

01:29:38.900 --> 01:29:42.280
<v Zack Beins>the intro to Lloyd, and we'll do more on that.

01:29:42.360 --> 01:29:45.480
<v Zack Beins>But just a couple more things before we really wind down.

01:29:45.540 --> 01:29:45.880
<v Zack Beins>Sure, sure.

01:29:46.600 --> 01:29:51.320
<v Zack Beins>So I watched Battle of Love's Return before this weekend,

01:29:51.660 --> 01:29:52.740
<v Zack Beins>and I noticed-

01:29:52.740 --> 01:29:55.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No, this lip gloss is very sweet,

01:29:55.400 --> 01:29:56.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it's rather tasty.

01:29:56.600 --> 01:29:56.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Ooh,

01:29:57.240 --> 01:29:58.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>ooh, you're right, it is.

01:29:58.700 --> 01:29:59.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Nice,

01:29:59.340 --> 01:29:59.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yeah.

01:30:01.740 --> 01:30:02.080
<v Zack Beins>But anyway,

01:30:02.240 --> 01:30:02.700
<v Zack Beins>so I was-

01:30:02.720 --> 01:30:03.400
<v Zack Beins>I want more.

01:30:04.160 --> 01:30:05.800
<v Zack Beins>I was watching Battle of Love's Return,

01:30:06.060 --> 01:30:10.060
<v Zack Beins>and in one of the opening scenes of that film,

01:30:10.280 --> 01:30:12.480
<v Zack Beins>your father quote Shakespeare.

01:30:13.940 --> 01:30:18.000
<v Zack Beins>And I noticed at the end of #ShakespeareShitstorm

01:30:18.220 --> 01:30:21.860
<v Zack Beins>that you're probably similar in age to when he shot that

01:30:21.890 --> 01:30:25.540
<v Zack Beins>as to when you shot #ShakespeareShitstorm

01:30:25.620 --> 01:30:27.140
<v Zack Beins>and you're giving your soliloquy.

01:30:27.510 --> 01:30:29.800
<v Zack Beins>And it felt like, and I've heard you say in other interviews

01:30:29.960 --> 01:30:31.780
<v Zack Beins>this might be the last movie you direct.

01:30:32.400 --> 01:30:34.980
<v Zack Beins>And it felt like kind of like a perfect bookend

01:30:36.360 --> 01:30:38.520
<v Zack Beins>of your filmmaking career.

01:30:39.880 --> 01:30:42.260
<v Zack Beins>Was that intentional or was that?

01:30:42.540 --> 01:30:42.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No,

01:30:42.880 --> 01:30:43.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>not intentional,

01:30:43.940 --> 01:30:46.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but I certainly was extremely moved

01:30:47.460 --> 01:30:51.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>by the Revel speech, which is the scene you're talking about

01:30:51.760 --> 01:30:56.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and the fact that my daughters are in the shot with me

01:30:56.620 --> 01:31:00.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>talking about Revels now are ended.

01:31:00.760 --> 01:31:02.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>These are actors are just,

01:31:03.980 --> 01:31:08.359
<v Lloyd Kaufman>these are just dreams and we are such stuff

01:31:08.360 --> 01:31:14.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>dreams are made of and meanwhile my daughters are in the scene and you know

01:31:15.160 --> 01:31:22.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>kind of has several yeah I mean I did tear up luckily our crew took so

01:31:22.720 --> 01:31:29.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>fucking long to put the lights on that I think I gave better rehearsals but I

01:31:29.300 --> 01:31:34.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>don't know if I've had I was a bit teary in that I don't know if any of your

01:31:34.100 --> 01:31:37.740
<v Zack Beins>films that ever made me like weep before but that scene did.

01:31:38.140 --> 01:31:39.920
<v Zack Beins>And I think it just shows

01:31:40.800 --> 01:31:43.320
<v Zack Beins>through your career that you are a powerful filmmaker.

01:31:43.840 --> 01:31:44.100
<v Zack Beins>Oh, thank you.

01:31:44.440 --> 01:31:44.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Thank you.

01:31:45.000 --> 01:31:46.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>My stepmother,

01:31:46.220 --> 01:31:46.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Sigrun,

01:31:47.100 --> 01:31:50.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>for whom #ShakespeareShitstorm is dedicated

01:31:51.120 --> 01:31:53.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>along with Stan Lee and John G. Avilson,

01:31:54.060 --> 01:31:56.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>she wept during Toxic Avenger.

01:31:56.760 --> 01:31:57.539
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So we had the first

01:31:57.500 --> 01:32:01.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>screening. It was an investor screening and my father brought her,

01:32:03.400 --> 01:32:03.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Sigrund, my

01:32:04.060 --> 01:32:04.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>stepmother,

01:32:04.540 --> 01:32:09.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and Leni Riefenstahl and who brought a some kind of big German judge

01:32:10.600 --> 01:32:13.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>to see the first commercial,

01:32:13.880 --> 01:32:15.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know, first investor screening of the

01:32:15.920 --> 01:32:20.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Toxic Avenger and it was a great evening.

01:32:20.800 --> 01:32:24.319
<v Zack Beins>I don't know if you're fucking with me. Did Leni Riefenstahl actually...

01:32:24.320 --> 01:32:24.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yes,

01:32:25.380 --> 01:32:25.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yes,

01:32:26.040 --> 01:32:29.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>because she'd stay with my stepmother and father.

01:32:30.360 --> 01:32:33.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And by the time Toxic Adventure came along,

01:32:33.460 --> 01:32:34.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>she was interested.

01:32:34.840 --> 01:32:35.420
<v Zack Beins>Oh my goodness.

01:32:35.720 --> 01:32:36.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>She showed up.

01:32:36.860 --> 01:32:38.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And we didn't have, unfortunately,

01:32:38.180 --> 01:32:40.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>we didn't have digital cameras.

01:32:40.820 --> 01:32:41.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I mean,

01:32:41.600 --> 01:32:42.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>if we would have had it,

01:32:42.400 --> 01:32:44.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know, it would have been great to film some of that.

01:32:44.920 --> 01:32:47.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And she was literally staying with my father

01:32:47.740 --> 01:32:49.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and Sigrun numerous times.

01:32:50.380 --> 01:32:52.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And we had dinner with her, we went to,

01:32:53.080 --> 01:32:59.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>know did you you and us how to cook and with ovens I mean it must have been a

01:32:59.760 --> 01:33:08.740
<v Zack Beins>gas did a special Thanksgiving did you and Lenny Riefenstahl share any tricks

01:33:08.800 --> 01:33:14.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>of the trade we well I was very my wife and I were like really didn't want to

01:33:15.020 --> 01:33:20.159
<v Lloyd Kaufman>screw around because you know the woman it was one of the greatest filmmakers of

01:33:20.120 --> 01:33:20.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>all time.

01:33:21.340 --> 01:33:22.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And she didn't,

01:33:22.700 --> 01:33:25.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>she was just a woman trying to have a career and if she

01:33:25.600 --> 01:33:28.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>had come to New York, Leonard Riefenstahl would have been cutting negative for

01:33:29.180 --> 01:33:31.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Disney or something, you know, doing an anonymous,

01:33:32.400 --> 01:33:32.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know,

01:33:32.940 --> 01:33:34.000
<v Lloyd Kaufman>woman,

01:33:34.340 --> 01:33:34.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>chattel,

01:33:35.240 --> 01:33:35.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>chattel.

01:33:36.060 --> 01:33:41.999
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And so I understand that she had an opportunity and you know she was a movie

01:33:42.000 --> 01:33:43.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>star in Germany, very beautiful,

01:33:45.120 --> 01:33:46.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>these Alpine films.

01:33:47.410 --> 01:33:49.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And you know,

01:33:50.540 --> 01:33:52.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>she served her time.

01:33:52.850 --> 01:33:53.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I mean,

01:33:53.380 --> 01:33:57.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>what are you gonna... I don't think she really burned up anybody.

01:33:58.560 --> 01:34:04.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>There was some talk that she had something going with Hitler.

01:34:05.480 --> 01:34:10.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>historians have suggested that she defecated on Hitler.

01:34:12.480 --> 01:34:13.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So I don't know if

01:34:13.680 --> 01:34:14.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that's true.

01:34:14.640 --> 01:34:15.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Maybe just a shitty rumor.

01:34:16.800 --> 01:34:18.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I sure got a lot of bone around that.

01:34:20.040 --> 01:34:20.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Amazing.

01:34:22.060 --> 01:34:24.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But I want to know...

01:34:24.020 --> 01:34:25.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Talk about serf Nazis.

01:34:25.860 --> 01:34:28.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I did not create serf Nazis.

01:34:29.420 --> 01:34:31.520
<v Zack Beins>You had the foresight to put it out.

01:34:31.520 --> 01:34:31.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

01:34:32.060 --> 01:34:32.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>oh yeah,

01:34:32.700 --> 01:34:35.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>the stupidity probably. But that actually is a masterpiece.

01:34:36.200 --> 01:34:37.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's a beautiful

01:34:37.400 --> 01:34:42.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>film and when it came out it was a bit just the idea of Nazi.

01:34:43.020 --> 01:34:44.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And we pushed it big at

01:34:44.720 --> 01:34:48.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Cannes and luckily people saw it the right way.

01:34:49.960 --> 01:34:53.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Michael Hirs changed the title to

01:34:53.860 --> 01:34:54.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Must Die.

01:34:55.340 --> 01:34:57.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Rather it was just Surf Nazis originally.

01:34:57.580 --> 01:34:59.680
<v Zack Beins>I think that, well, it's a funner title now.

01:35:00.080 --> 01:35:00.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

01:35:00.860 --> 01:35:04.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>well, how do you criticize? You can't criticize it. It's a must-die, you know.

01:35:04.980 --> 01:35:05.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's not a...

01:35:05.640 --> 01:35:07.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was... people were pissed off by it.

01:35:08.400 --> 01:35:12.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Even the Serf Nazis Must Die title back in the mid 80s.

01:35:12.540 --> 01:35:19.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And I think we got lucky because Ebert or Rex Reed, one of them,

01:35:20.580 --> 01:35:24.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>was curious at Cannes and went to see it at the Cannes Film Festival.

01:35:24.820 --> 01:35:26.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We went to theaters and went through...

01:35:26.420 --> 01:35:31.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We had big posters in front of Carlton Hotel with "Surf Nazis Must Die."

01:35:31.720 --> 01:35:36.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And there were a couple of serious critics who saw it and saw that it was a good film.

01:35:36.560 --> 01:35:40.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>With beautiful photography of the surfing stuff.

01:35:41.420 --> 01:35:46.940
<v Zack Beins>I'm a surf movie nerd and like that's some of the best like of that era surfing footage.

01:35:46.980 --> 01:35:48.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>The guy who shot "Any Wednesday"

01:35:49.340 --> 01:35:56.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>for Director Red October or something?

01:35:57.100 --> 01:35:57.240
<v Zack Beins>Yeah.

01:35:58.340 --> 01:35:59.760
<v Zack Beins>I know who you're talking about.

01:35:59.960 --> 01:36:01.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It begins with D maybe. Anyway,

01:36:02.840 --> 01:36:05.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you know, it's a very good series director.

01:36:05.360 --> 01:36:11.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But anyway, that camera person did the surfing in "Surf Nazis Must Die."

01:36:11.220 --> 01:36:12.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Peter George is the...

01:36:13.840 --> 01:36:15.980
<v Zack Beins>Also did "Young Goodman Brown."

01:36:15.980 --> 01:36:16.180
<v Zack Beins>Yes,

01:36:16.620 --> 01:36:16.760
<v Zack Beins>indeed.

01:36:17.960 --> 01:36:19.340
<v Zack Beins>Another Troma classic.

01:36:19.380 --> 01:36:19.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well,

01:36:19.840 --> 01:36:20.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>also I'm a Rappaccini,

01:36:21.020 --> 01:36:21.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I told you earlier.

01:36:22.700 --> 01:36:25.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I'm a Hawthorne freak.

01:36:25.780 --> 01:36:26.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So Peter,

01:36:27.200 --> 01:36:28.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>when he came to us with that,

01:36:29.220 --> 01:36:30.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and it wasn't finished,

01:36:30.920 --> 01:36:32.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and we finished it,

01:36:32.600 --> 01:36:34.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and it had a star in it.

01:36:35.440 --> 01:36:38.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I can't remember who it was, but sort of a star.

01:36:39.320 --> 01:36:41.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But we lost our ass on that one.

01:36:42.580 --> 01:36:42.860
<v Zack Beins>Well,

01:36:43.180 --> 01:36:44.720
<v Zack Beins>I wanna wrap this up,

01:36:44.800 --> 01:36:46.100
<v Zack Beins>But one thing-

01:36:46.100 --> 01:36:48.240
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And Young Goodman Brown is a fine movie.

01:36:48.320 --> 01:36:50.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's Hawthorne, my God, what the hell?

01:36:50.940 --> 01:36:52.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And we couldn't make two cents.

01:36:52.840 --> 01:36:53.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Couldn't.

01:36:53.680 --> 01:36:54.620
<v Zack Beins>Maybe it should have said,

01:36:54.740 --> 01:36:56.960
<v Zack Beins>"From the director of 'Surf Nazis Must Die,'

01:36:56.960 --> 01:37:00.020
<v Zack Beins>"comes Hopford's most explosive story,

01:37:00.380 --> 01:37:01.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>"Young Goodman Brown."

01:37:01.480 --> 01:37:02.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Exactly,

01:37:02.300 --> 01:37:03.560
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that's how we should have done it.

01:37:03.840 --> 01:37:04.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

01:37:04.200 --> 01:37:05.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>we should have done it that way.

01:37:05.400 --> 01:37:06.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's a great idea.

01:37:07.140 --> 01:37:08.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Should contact Peter George.

01:37:09.120 --> 01:37:10.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You should interview him.

01:37:10.380 --> 01:37:11.640
<v Zack Beins>I would love to.

01:37:12.640 --> 01:37:19.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Serf Nazis is all his and the producer's name slips my mind,

01:37:19.620 --> 01:37:23.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but they're great guys and wonderful movie.

01:37:23.960 --> 01:37:25.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>They just were way ahead of their time.

01:37:25.740 --> 01:37:26.400
<v Zack Beins>Oh, definitely.

01:37:28.200 --> 01:37:32.180
<v Zack Beins>I wanna wind this down, but one thing myself

01:37:32.420 --> 01:37:37.040
<v Zack Beins>and I know other people who love trauma

01:37:37.200 --> 01:37:41.160
<v Zack Beins>and wanna know what is the future for trauma,

01:37:41.640 --> 01:37:42.920
<v Zack Beins>especially in the next,

01:37:43.180 --> 01:37:43.900
<v Zack Beins>like,

01:37:44.080 --> 01:37:46.480
<v Zack Beins>after maybe you and Michael pass on,

01:37:46.760 --> 01:37:49.020
<v Zack Beins>is the company gonna go to your daughters?

01:37:49.200 --> 01:37:51.880
<v Zack Beins>Or what's the future for Troma?

01:37:53.540 --> 01:37:54.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That I don't know,

01:37:54.980 --> 01:37:56.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but to some extent,

01:37:57.100 --> 01:37:58.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Troma has a life of its own.

01:37:59.580 --> 01:38:00.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Certainly, the Toxic Avenger,

01:38:01.790 --> 01:38:02.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>among other things,

01:38:03.240 --> 01:38:03.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>lives on.

01:38:03.960 --> 01:38:07.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So I imagine those movies would be,

01:38:09.280 --> 01:38:11.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We want him to stay in a group.

01:38:11.560 --> 01:38:15.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So I would guess at some point someone will pop up.

01:38:15.920 --> 01:38:18.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But Michael Hirst is a bit younger than I am.

01:38:19.340 --> 01:38:20.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I know he looks much older,

01:38:20.940 --> 01:38:22.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but he is actually

01:38:22.560 --> 01:38:23.800
<v Lloyd Kaufman>four years younger than I.

01:38:24.500 --> 01:38:25.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And no, I'm joking.

01:38:25.580 --> 01:38:27.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Michael is very, very attractive.

01:38:27.600 --> 01:38:30.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>He's funnier and nicer and much more attractive.

01:38:30.680 --> 01:38:32.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>But he just doesn't like the,

01:38:32.460 --> 01:38:33.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>he's very private.

01:38:33.800 --> 01:38:34.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Very private.

01:38:34.580 --> 01:38:36.560
<v Zack Beins>Well tell him I really want to talk to him.

01:38:36.700 --> 01:38:37.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah, no, no, don't worry, I will.

01:38:38.360 --> 01:38:43.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>my daughter Lily Hayes and Charlotte Kaufman who've been making a long-term

01:38:44.120 --> 01:38:51.480
<v Lloyd Kaufman>documentary sort of inter dealing with the our family they want to talk to him

01:38:51.580 --> 01:38:56.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>too so you know and there's a guy writing a book about me you ought to

01:38:56.040 --> 01:39:08.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>talk to him he's he's a librarian of Dartmouth University oh cool and has a

01:39:08.340 --> 01:39:08.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

01:39:09.060 --> 01:39:10.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>freaky guy too, nice guy.

01:39:11.840 --> 01:39:14.820
<v Zack Beins>Well, I really appreciate you coming on and being candid

01:39:14.980 --> 01:39:17.040
<v Zack Beins>and we'll have to have you back,

01:39:17.060 --> 01:39:20.520
<v Zack Beins>I wanna have you back on so we could talk more about

01:39:20.980 --> 01:39:22.880
<v Zack Beins>like the terraformers and citizen toxis

01:39:23.080 --> 01:39:24.520
<v Zack Beins>and like there's so many other,

01:39:24.600 --> 01:39:25.580
<v Zack Beins>like there's so much,

01:39:26.160 --> 01:39:27.600
<v Zack Beins>but like we can't have

01:39:27.740 --> 01:39:29.340
<v Zack Beins>like a 12 hour interview.

01:39:29.980 --> 01:39:30.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>We can do it,

01:39:31.640 --> 01:39:32.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I don't know about tomorrow

01:39:33.160 --> 01:39:35.080
<v Lloyd Kaufman>because I have to leave it too,

01:39:35.240 --> 01:39:36.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>but we can do Zoom.

01:39:36.660 --> 01:39:37.560
<v Zack Beins>Yeah, we could do Zoom,

01:39:37.760 --> 01:39:38.640
<v Zack Beins>but this first one,

01:39:38.700 --> 01:39:39.860
<v Zack Beins>it was important that we did it in person.

01:39:39.860 --> 01:39:41.860
<v Zack Beins>Yeah, I'm glad we did it live, yeah.

01:39:41.940 --> 01:39:43.560
<v Zack Beins>So thank you so much, Lloyd.

01:39:43.680 --> 01:39:47.640
<v Zack Beins>And for those out there who don't know

01:39:47.720 --> 01:39:48.220
<v Zack Beins>where they can follow you-

01:39:48.220 --> 01:39:48.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well,

01:39:48.540 --> 01:39:49.640
<v Lloyd Kaufman>first of all, thank you,

01:39:50.040 --> 01:39:50.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Zach Beans,

01:39:50.820 --> 01:39:54.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>for being so generous with your time

01:39:54.800 --> 01:39:59.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and being you and Richard Taylor and Zach Fester,

01:39:59.720 --> 01:39:59.900
<v Lloyd Kaufman>what?

01:40:00.460 --> 01:40:00.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Eastman.

01:40:01.220 --> 01:40:02.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Jack Eastman,

01:40:02.400 --> 01:40:02.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Kodak,

01:40:03.820 --> 01:40:05.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>founder of Kodak's,

01:40:05.340 --> 01:40:05.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>incredible.

01:40:05.680 --> 01:40:06.320
<v Lloyd Kaufman>(laughing)

01:40:09.120 --> 01:40:09.940
<v Unknown>He's swimming in money,

01:40:10.040 --> 01:40:11.600
<v Unknown>we'd be living in a penthouse right now.

01:40:11.860 --> 01:40:13.620
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Came from Colorado,

01:40:13.900 --> 01:40:14.220
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I'm sure.

01:40:15.560 --> 01:40:16.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Anyway,

01:40:16.380 --> 01:40:17.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>thank you very much

01:40:17.580 --> 01:40:20.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>for spreading the Troma love in Colorado

01:40:20.820 --> 01:40:23.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and getting that screening the other night

01:40:23.180 --> 01:40:24.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>at the C Cultural Center.

01:40:25.200 --> 01:40:28.120
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's because of your work with Richard

01:40:28.340 --> 01:40:35.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and spread to the wonderful Colorado Film Festival

01:40:35.660 --> 01:40:38.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>of Horror and boy was that the best audience.

01:40:39.200 --> 01:40:40.720
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It was a lot of fun.

01:40:40.720 --> 01:40:40.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

01:40:41.100 --> 01:40:47.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>great and you guys interacted with the fans and they loved you and Adam the killer

01:40:48.340 --> 01:40:48.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>zombie.

01:40:49.960 --> 01:40:52.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's Adam the amazing zombie killer.

01:40:53.100 --> 01:40:55.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's getting late, late out there for the...

01:40:55.800 --> 01:41:01.460
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well I'm on New York time too so I'm a little... and I'm sky high on cat tranquilizers.

01:41:02.320 --> 01:41:03.760
<v Zack Beins>It all comes together.

01:41:03.940 --> 01:41:06.500
<v Zack Beins>It's called Cheezing where you sniff the glands of the cat.

01:41:06.660 --> 01:41:06.920
<v Zack Beins>Oh,

01:41:07.560 --> 01:41:09.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>thank you, I knew there was a name for it.

01:41:09.240 --> 01:41:09.400
<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

01:41:09.780 --> 01:41:11.360
<v Zack Beins>so you've been cheezing with us out here.

01:41:12.260 --> 01:41:14.040
<v Zack Beins>But no, thank you so much.

01:41:14.080 --> 01:41:18.260
<v Zack Beins>And where on the social medias can people find more about

01:41:18.980 --> 01:41:22.240
<v Zack Beins>what you're up to or just trauma stuff in general?

01:41:22.660 --> 01:41:22.880
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well,

01:41:23.520 --> 01:41:26.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I spend a lot of time on cheezing.com,

01:41:27.500 --> 01:41:29.060
<v Lloyd Kaufman>very good site,

01:41:29.660 --> 01:41:30.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>really good.

01:41:30.840 --> 01:41:34.060
<v Zack Beins>That's knockdownthemanholeclub.com.

01:41:34.500 --> 01:41:34.740
<v Zack Beins>Well,

01:41:35.080 --> 01:41:36.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>the vegan cheesing,

01:41:36.660 --> 01:41:38.400
<v Lloyd Kaufman>because it's a vegan podcast.

01:41:38.820 --> 01:41:41.320
<v Zack Beins>They use almond butter, I think, to-

01:41:41.360 --> 01:41:41.740
<v Lloyd Kaufman>No,

01:41:41.980 --> 01:41:42.600
<v Zack Beins>boy butter.

01:41:42.920 --> 01:41:43.460
<v Zack Beins>Boy butter.

01:41:43.520 --> 01:41:44.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Boy butter, that's the official-

01:41:44.700 --> 01:41:46.500
<v Lloyd Kaufman>With a sprinkling of nutritional yeast, right?

01:41:46.540 --> 01:41:49.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>That's the official butter of the old Troma team.

01:41:50.420 --> 01:41:51.100
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Truffle butter.

01:41:51.320 --> 01:41:51.960
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's wonderful.

01:41:52.580 --> 01:41:52.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Anyway,

01:41:53.100 --> 01:41:56.160
<v Lloyd Kaufman>if you want to hear more about Troma,

01:41:57.100 --> 01:42:02.420
<v Lloyd Kaufman>go to talk in trauma what they can learn all about yeah they Oh trauma now we

01:42:02.480 --> 01:42:08.580
<v Lloyd Kaufman>should talk about yes trauma tell them about trauma is is the only place where

01:42:08.680 --> 01:42:12.880
<v Zack Beins>Adam the amazing zombie killer is streaming and all the films I talked

01:42:12.920 --> 01:42:19.680
<v Zack Beins>about on my show are on trauma now watch dot trauma comm and it's on roku and

01:42:19.760 --> 01:42:24.719
<v Zack Beins>several other devices it's an app right yeah it's an app it's $4.99 a month

01:42:24.640 --> 01:42:29.060
<v Zack Beins>Which is cheaper than all the the mega conglomerate about the first month. What is it?

01:42:29.880 --> 01:42:31.760
<v Zack Beins>It's free what it's free.

01:42:32.540 --> 01:42:34.300
<v Lloyd Kaufman>So you can cancel after a month.

01:42:34.580 --> 01:42:36.820
<v Zack Beins>Yeah, you can just sign up with another email address

01:42:37.560 --> 01:42:38.440
<v Zack Beins>And get perfect.

01:42:38.940 --> 01:42:39.040
<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

01:42:39.340 --> 01:42:39.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>so why?

01:42:40.720 --> 01:42:41.820
<v Lloyd Kaufman>What are we waiting for?

01:42:41.980 --> 01:42:46.600
<v Zack Beins>Let's go all the old ex-trauma employees email addresses. You don't work there anymore

01:42:47.080 --> 01:42:48.140
<v Zack Beins>So I'm about out of free

01:42:49.280 --> 01:42:51.940
<v Lloyd Kaufman>FBI's going and knocking on all these people's stores

01:42:52.880 --> 01:42:57.960
<v Zack Beins>stealing this guy who keeps watching Eve's Beach fantasy and being

01:42:58.480 --> 01:42:58.840
<v Zack Beins>disappointed

01:43:00.679 --> 01:43:05.920
<v Lloyd Kaufman>where's the penis I don't see one penetration I was looking for those

01:43:06.080 --> 01:43:12.340
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Louis Sue films yeah well but it's a very difficult man but no yeah troma

01:43:12.440 --> 01:43:18.520
<v Zack Beins>troma now is it's amazing and it's the perfect spot for me to do you what do

01:43:18.320 --> 01:43:20.700
<v Lloyd Kaufman>What do you do, you go to the App Store

01:43:20.860 --> 01:43:22.660
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and buy the Tromad Now app?

01:43:23.140 --> 01:43:26.340
<v Zack Beins>Yeah, you just download the app and then you sign in.

01:43:26.860 --> 01:43:29.440
<v Zack Beins>You create your login and it's free.

01:43:29.720 --> 01:43:31.200
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And you can meet people there too.

01:43:31.320 --> 01:43:31.460
<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

01:43:31.660 --> 01:43:33.900
<v Zack Beins>so on some of the,

01:43:34.280 --> 01:43:35.200
<v Zack Beins>like the phone app

01:43:35.320 --> 01:43:36.260
<v Zack Beins>and on the website,

01:43:36.420 --> 01:43:38.160
<v Zack Beins>there's message boards

01:43:38.360 --> 01:43:40.360
<v Zack Beins>underneath the movies and you could talk back and forth.

01:43:40.360 --> 01:43:42.360
<v Zack Beins>I know sometimes you participate in that as well.

01:43:42.420 --> 01:43:43.360
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I have participated,

01:43:43.580 --> 01:43:43.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>yeah.

01:43:44.640 --> 01:43:47.800
<v Zack Beins>And yeah, you could leave a little review

01:43:47.960 --> 01:43:48.900
<v Zack Beins>on the movies on there.

01:43:48.960 --> 01:43:51.060
<v Zack Beins>Sometimes you can ask questions

01:43:51.200 --> 01:43:52.440
<v Zack Beins>about the making of the movies,

01:43:52.600 --> 01:43:54.060
<v Zack Beins>and I've seen some of the filmmakers

01:43:54.060 --> 01:43:54.220
<v Zack Beins>hop in on there too. - Yeah,

01:43:54.380 --> 01:43:54.860
<v Zack Beins>I'll come on

01:43:54.860 --> 01:43:55.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and talk about it.

01:43:55.760 --> 01:43:59.260
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And the commentary track.

01:43:59.360 --> 01:44:00.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>If you, for example,

01:44:00.380 --> 01:44:01.980
<v Lloyd Kaufman>let's say you wanna see

01:44:02.100 --> 01:44:04.520
<v Lloyd Kaufman>the Sergeant Kabuki Man NYPD,

01:44:05.120 --> 01:44:09.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>and learn why it's less disgusting

01:44:10.080 --> 01:44:11.180
<v Lloyd Kaufman>than most of our movies.

01:44:13.320 --> 01:44:15.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>you can get that on Troma now.

01:44:15.540 --> 01:44:18.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>You can get the movie and then you can watch it again

01:44:18.120 --> 01:44:20.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>with the commentary and a lot of the questions

01:44:21.000 --> 01:44:22.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>are answered there.

01:44:22.360 --> 01:44:25.380
<v Zack Beins>Are even the drunken commentary for Cannibal the Musical,

01:44:25.600 --> 01:44:25.880
<v Zack Beins>which is-

01:44:25.900 --> 01:44:27.140
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Well, that's a trade, Matt,

01:44:27.240 --> 01:44:28.680
<v Lloyd Kaufman>they were way ahead of their time.

01:44:28.760 --> 01:44:31.840
<v Zack Beins>And that's probably one of the most infamous commentaries

01:44:31.880 --> 01:44:32.600
<v Lloyd Kaufman>that's out there.

01:44:32.650 --> 01:44:33.780
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh, that's hilarious, yeah, and they were funny.

01:44:34.060 --> 01:44:34.860
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And the thing is,

01:44:35.200 --> 01:44:38.280
<v Lloyd Kaufman>there's hundreds of young men

01:44:38.300 --> 01:44:40.840
<v Lloyd Kaufman>who were getting drunk and they're not funny.

01:44:40.960 --> 01:44:42.380
<v Lloyd Kaufman>And you listen to the commentators,

01:44:42.900 --> 01:44:43.020
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh,

01:44:43.360 --> 01:44:43.440
<v Lloyd Kaufman>Jesus,

01:44:43.620 --> 01:44:44.040
<v Lloyd Kaufman>it's awful.

01:44:44.080 --> 01:44:44.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>I mean, they get-

01:44:44.540 --> 01:44:46.540
<v Lloyd Kaufman>It's like being with a drunk at a cocktail party.

01:44:46.560 --> 01:44:47.760
<v Lloyd Kaufman>They get so-- - They were beat together.

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<v Zack Beins>Yeah,

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<v Zack Beins>you know.

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<v Zack Beins>They get so drunk, they turn the microphone off

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<v Zack Beins>at some point during the commentary.

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<v Zack Beins>Trey and Matt are hilarious. - It's still hilarious.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Trey and Matt are great.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Yeah,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>yeah.

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<v Zack Beins>But awesome.

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<v Zack Beins>Well, thank you so much,

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<v Zack Beins>Lloyd.

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<v Zack Beins>And I always like to wrap it up with the crowd.

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<v Zack Beins>Everybody out there,

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<v Zack Beins>stay traumatized.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>thank you, Zach.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Thank you.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Thank you, Zach Bean,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>and thank you to the good state of Colorado.

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<v Zack Beins>Ooh, and thank you for your warm embrace.

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>Oh,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>oh, hold me,

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<v Lloyd Kaufman>hold me.

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